Wavey Davey

"TORRES IN FORSAKING NEWCASTLE FANS TO HAVE A GO AT DANNY B SHOCKER!!"

Liverpool banner's are generally cringeworthy anyways. Both in volume and in content.

Or alternatively, go out on a limb and ban the useless, no-knowledge tick-turd. He brings fuck all to this board and he's a fucking wank-arse spud as well! Actually, I'd like to see the guy at least try and put together an informative sensible post without falling back on casual insults or WUM attempts. Problem is, I don't think he actually knows he does it part of the time, seeing as his threads normally decend into apology-fests.

Didn't read it three days ago.

This is just getting beyond a joke. Just once Danny, try not posting with a wind-up.

Had yer horses, man. He'll come.

Fantastic. I look forward to next month's rehashed drivel by NotW/Sun.

How old is he? 27,28? Where's he been before this time? Sunbathing?

Big-headed bugger all of a sudden, isn't he?

I get the feeling that for once there isn't misplaced optimism this time round. I'm okay. Gotta get through some tough early games but most of the teams in the prem aren't too crash-hot.

Sweet Jeebus!!!

I remember that!

Things have gone quite on the Fetucinni front... It'll be him

This is what you want to discuss?

...And the mackems have just come. TBH decent signing like. Didn't do too much for the Spuds last season but still....

The Colucinni saga has gathered a fair amount of pace. Not just half-hearted speculation, mind.

from bbc.co.uk Argentina defender Fabricio Coloccini has threatened to walk out on Deportivo La Coruna if they refuse to allow him to move to Newcastle. (Daily Record) "Jump off that cliff, or I'll fuckin' shoot ye!" "I'll be fuckin' dead anyways!"

If this be the case, then I'm guessing the Collicini thing's not going too well. Oh and I noticed that Sun'lun are in for Balde.

Could have bloody predicted it. Everybody's favourite Droopy-impersonator gets by with nary a squeak from the rags while Keegan and co. have to stop smiling for a second before it's splashed over the back page with 'TROUBLE IN TOON!'. While perpertrating the lie that 'arry turned us down of course.

They say that every season they scrabble their way into the top flight.

I get it but it's crap. "If me auntie had balls she'd be my..."

You not embarrassed by one of your lot being a complete toad? I agree with some of what he says, if I had a penny for every time SSN showed an interview with some jobless geordie skulking round by the ground saying "We're a massive cloob, we should be challenging for Champions league" and all that bollox. I also agree that it is the media who have given us all this perception of you. Most on here seem nice, down to earth people, if a little northern. Even when you're trying to be normal you can't help yourself can you? If you are offended by that you need help. I'm not offended. Hence the But if you can't help uttering something without sounding like a half-hearted WUM attempt maybe it is you who needs help You need to lighten up fella. Or is it that you are one of the geordies in question here? Is that why you've got the hump? Little test: Q: Which club has the best fans in the world? A: Boca Juniors and River Plate have some mental fans. Way better than anything that england can off-- Oh! It was another WUM attempt! Silly me! Still can't help yourself, you naughty fella! It's like some sort of tourette's you've got there, mate.

You not embarrassed by one of your lot being a complete toad? I agree with some of what he says, if I had a penny for every time SSN showed an interview with some jobless geordie skulking round by the ground saying "We're a massive cloob, we should be challenging for Champions league" and all that bollox. I also agree that it is the media who have given us all this perception of you. Most on here seem nice, down to earth people, if a little northern. Even when you're trying to be normal you can't help yourself can you? If you are offended by that you need help. I'm not offended. Hence the But if you can't help uttering something without sounding like a half-hearted WUM attempt maybe it is you who needs help

You not embarrassed by one of your lot being a complete toad? I agree with some of what he says, if I had a penny for every time SSN showed an interview with some jobless geordie skulking round by the ground saying "We're a massive cloob, we should be challenging for Champions league" and all that bollox. I also agree that it is the media who have given us all this perception of you. Most on here seem nice, down to earth people, if a little northern. Even when you're trying to be normal you can't help yourself can you?

You not embarrassed by one of your lot being a complete toad?