Wavey Davey

Had yer horses, man. He'll come.

Fantastic. I look forward to next month's rehashed drivel by NotW/Sun.

How old is he? 27,28? Where's he been before this time? Sunbathing?

Big-headed bugger all of a sudden, isn't he?

I get the feeling that for once there isn't misplaced optimism this time round. I'm okay. Gotta get through some tough early games but most of the teams in the prem aren't too crash-hot.

Sweet Jeebus!!!

I remember that!

Things have gone quite on the Fetucinni front... It'll be him

This is what you want to discuss?

...And the mackems have just come. TBH decent signing like. Didn't do too much for the Spuds last season but still....

The Colucinni saga has gathered a fair amount of pace. Not just half-hearted speculation, mind.

from bbc.co.uk Argentina defender Fabricio Coloccini has threatened to walk out on Deportivo La Coruna if they refuse to allow him to move to Newcastle. (Daily Record) "Jump off that cliff, or I'll fuckin' shoot ye!" "I'll be fuckin' dead anyways!"

If this be the case, then I'm guessing the Collicini thing's not going too well. Oh and I noticed that Sun'lun are in for Balde.

Could have bloody predicted it. Everybody's favourite Droopy-impersonator gets by with nary a squeak from the rags while Keegan and co. have to stop smiling for a second before it's splashed over the back page with 'TROUBLE IN TOON!'. While perpertrating the lie that 'arry turned us down of course.

They say that every season they scrabble their way into the top flight.

I get it but it's crap. "If me auntie had balls she'd be my..."

You not embarrassed by one of your lot being a complete toad? I agree with some of what he says, if I had a penny for every time SSN showed an interview with some jobless geordie skulking round by the ground saying "We're a massive cloob, we should be challenging for Champions league" and all that bollox. I also agree that it is the media who have given us all this perception of you. Most on here seem nice, down to earth people, if a little northern. Even when you're trying to be normal you can't help yourself can you? If you are offended by that you need help. I'm not offended. Hence the But if you can't help uttering something without sounding like a half-hearted WUM attempt maybe it is you who needs help You need to lighten up fella. Or is it that you are one of the geordies in question here? Is that why you've got the hump? Little test: Q: Which club has the best fans in the world? A: Boca Juniors and River Plate have some mental fans. Way better than anything that england can off-- Oh! It was another WUM attempt! Silly me! Still can't help yourself, you naughty fella! It's like some sort of tourette's you've got there, mate.

You not embarrassed by one of your lot being a complete toad? I agree with some of what he says, if I had a penny for every time SSN showed an interview with some jobless geordie skulking round by the ground saying "We're a massive cloob, we should be challenging for Champions league" and all that bollox. I also agree that it is the media who have given us all this perception of you. Most on here seem nice, down to earth people, if a little northern. Even when you're trying to be normal you can't help yourself can you? If you are offended by that you need help. I'm not offended. Hence the But if you can't help uttering something without sounding like a half-hearted WUM attempt maybe it is you who needs help

You not embarrassed by one of your lot being a complete toad? I agree with some of what he says, if I had a penny for every time SSN showed an interview with some jobless geordie skulking round by the ground saying "We're a massive cloob, we should be challenging for Champions league" and all that bollox. I also agree that it is the media who have given us all this perception of you. Most on here seem nice, down to earth people, if a little northern. Even when you're trying to be normal you can't help yourself can you?

You not embarrassed by one of your lot being a complete toad?

Unfortunately we probably could.

check charley-hurleys-cat's post. Now there's a mackem I could have a pint with!

Wacky and Happy: You're both lovely. I was gonna explode reading all that bum-toungery!!

Decided to strap my tin helmet on and dive in to the SMB boards. Spuds and mackems giving each other a mutual handy and I couldn't take it anymore. sigh Turns out my e-mail address is banned.

I've never seen him play, but I'm pinning my hopes on him being better than Chimbonda. We should be alright then.