Craig

He should have gone to.....

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Knowing .cock, it'll only be to those who pay.... or worse, who've subscribed!

Dunno if any of you have seen this before, but it's a good resource for video-clips of football ads. http://www.soccercommercials.com/ Sadly they don't currently have the Sky advert which Sean Bean did way back in 1997 which, IMO is still one of the best adverts I've ever seen. Have found the transcript of it though... Never a truer word spoken....

I was there..... I thought Liverpool were undone by a quality Newcastle United team, but no different to how other teams were that season. Along the same lines though, we tore Arsenal apart on the last day of the 1999/2000 season and beat them 4-2. Would you use that against Arsene Wenger were he to be made manager of NUFC?? Likewise, Sir Alex Ferguson. We beat Man Utd 5-0 in 1996, would you use that against him?

I could see it like. I wish I had a quid for every home game I yelled 'Bellamy, shut. the. fuck. up.' I always said that he was the kind of player that every other teams fans hate, just like Shearer and Bowyer. Good player, little twat. 37145[/snapback] Agreed... I seem to remember that on toon-chat, there were a lot of calls for him to be thrown out of the club in the wake of the chair-throwing incident at Newcastle Airport (witnessed by many members of the public, may I add). That certainly didn't happen during Souness' reign. Souness and Bellamy came to blows, agreed and due to heirarchy, there was only going to be one winner, but Bellamy was a twat before Souness became manager and what's more, many of us were aware and unimpressed by it!

Thanks to those 'generous' souls at the official club website, we give you the first shot of Nobby in the full home kit..... Thanks guys, I'm sure we'll all have it as our avatars!! For more images, have a look at http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...~716752,00.html (suggest you get used to cutting and pasting )

It's a dinner date, not a fucking shag! Perhaps they'd prefer a stimulating conversation rather than having to teach some daft bint how to hold her knife and fork properly...!

Fine, i'll let him deal with them from now on!

Didn't Bruce Rioch call him an 'arrogant shit' as well?? (Rich, I know coming from that twat!)

Not true actually... When all this kicked off back in January, Strachan commented that he had 'issues' with Bellamy when he was managing him at Coventry... I have heard rumours that the reason Celtic didn't make a permanent move for him was because Strachan vehemently didn't want him - never heard that bit confirmed though...

Puff! 36605[/snapback] Oh look, we've got a curry 'hard man' who won't eat a curry any milder than a vindaloo.... Taste-buds are fucked then? 36614[/snapback] Not at all, would never go beyond a Madras personally, and I'm not really that keen on curries full stop. But I thought Korma was exclusively for girls? 36633[/snapback] Puff!

Puff! 36605[/snapback] Oh look, we've got a curry 'hard man' who won't eat a curry any milder than a vindaloo.... Taste-buds are fucked then?

You're calling me a whinger? Twat. 36511[/snapback]

The new board would still be GREAT!!

We can't all be IT dweebs. 36486[/snapback] And some of us have to be 'IT dweebs' supporting the financial applications for the accountants.... They've got to be the biggest bunch of arrogant bastards I've ever come across (speaking from experience ).. Not an ounce of common sense, if it doesn't involve money, they don't want to know! 36499[/snapback] I've got news for you - anything IT-related is about as far removed from common sense as it gets. I bet you've got a comedy ringtone like the IT dweebs here though. 36502[/snapback] "Ring-ring" The last 'comedy ringtone' heard in our office resulted in the phone being thrown out of the window! The bastard had it on full volume as well! As for common sense: Accountant: "Fix this now!!" Me: "Fine, 3 days work at £256 a day." Accountant: "I'm not paying for it, it'll affect my pretty balance sheet..." Usual type of conversation which happens in this place...

We can't all be IT dweebs. 36486[/snapback] 36492[/snapback] You're an IT expert. Craig's the dweeb. 36498[/snapback]

We can't all be IT dweebs. 36486[/snapback] And some of us have to be 'IT dweebs' supporting the financial applications for the accountants.... They've got to be the biggest bunch of arrogant bastards I've ever come across (speaking from experience ).. Not an ounce of common sense, if it doesn't involve money, they don't want to know!

A fellow 'bean counter'!

I did the last week PANIC and ended up with a indvidual mark of 'first' for my dissertation! Some people work better under pressure! 36417[/snapback] and most f*** up.................... 36431[/snapback] In your experience perhaps.... In mine, the successful lot seem to be those who leave it to the last minute.

You mean the red cross is spoken for?? Shame...

Class-ist!

I did the last week PANIC and ended up with a indvidual mark of 'first' for my dissertation! Some people work better under pressure!

You know my opinion better than I do now?? It's not 100% nonesense to me, it's very much sense. I don't think we could have afforded to play Shearer, Bellamy & Owen in the same team from either a financial POV or a footballing one... What would we have done? Played Bellamy on the wing? I can't see Shearer sitting mainly on the bench in his swangsong year particularly when there was the opportunity to re-kindle his partnership with Owen 36343[/snapback] I said nothing about your opinion Craig, maybe you should read the posts again. I was just pointing out that your attempt to ridicule what someone had said didnt work because he didnt say what you thought he had. 36365[/snapback] Erm.... he said exactly what I thought he had! As I have said IMO we couldn't have got Owen if we still had Bellamy, therefore my view remains that I think to say it was 100% nonesense was ridiculous.... Keep twisting it though to try and ridicule me, won't ya?

thing is though Gem, did you tell us this when he was here under Bobby Robson ? If not, why not ? 36380[/snapback] No. Because I'm not a clairvoyant. 36382[/snapback] I added to the last. Being a clairvoyant is quite easy sometimes .......... 36383[/snapback] Robert and Bellamy both gone in somewhat controversial circumstances. Both guilty of causing bother at other clubs they've been at, and with a reputation for being trouble-makers. You're right, I should have seen it sooner. 36384[/snapback] along with Andy Cole, Dwight Yorke, both troublemakers under Alex Ferguson, Kevin Keegan, Brian Little, and David Dunn at Birmingham as well.. And others at Souness' other clubs ..... Never Souness is it 36386[/snapback] No-one has ever said Souness was innocent.... However, Bellamy was trouble under Robson (and yes i brought it up, more than once - i just wish the old posts were still around to support that).