Craig

Barry Humphries, Ian Thorpe, Bob Hawke, Paul Hogan, Skippy The Kangaroo, Harold Bishop, Dame Edna, Rolf Harris, Elle MacPherson, Pat Cash, Kylie Minogue, Dannii Minogue, Jason Donovan, Mark Viduka, Natalie Imbruglia, Ned Kelly, Craig McDermott, Merv Hughes, Allan Border, Rodney Marsh, Craig McLaughlin, Eddie Charlton, Home and Away, Barbie on the Beach, Fosters, XXXX, Heartbreak High, Terry Alderman, Mel Gibson..... Mel Gibson, can you hear me?? Your boys have taken one hell of a beating!

He's still not deliberately setting out to 'ruin' the club. He's stupid, but he's not THAT stupid...

Handbag smiley required for Gol!

Not predictable at all!

Gol has a point.... PL, you're getting very close to having an 'agenda'. No one is doubting that Souness is a crap manager.... I very much doubt he's deliberately trying to ruin the club!

Del Horno is injured, the only viable replacement they have is Bridge.... What slim chance we had of signing him in January completely evaporated when Del Horno got crocked.

Happy 'belated' birthday!

Done!

No worries matey.... I'd just done a solution pretty similar for a project at work.... Only they got charged £256 for it!

I think you need to re-read it Fish....

*tempted* 28210[/snapback] To do what? Make a meaningful post?? We wait with baited breath...........tbh!

Worst insult yet you cockring! 30656[/snapback] Indeed it is - how dare he tarnish my name!

A suggestion was made that a thread in there could conceivably be improved further by additional postings. I configured it so you could, can easily be changed though.

On a serious note, what do you think should stay and what should go? People made suggestions and I lobbed those threads in as a starter - they can be moved if the concensus is that they're shite. Sounds like a good idea - how do they do the nominations? Is there some sort of vote flag on each thread? Locking the threads in there is no problem - i'll sort that bit now. You volunteering to mod the place are you?

Go to Google. Once there, select preferences and then select the interface language. Scroll above English and select Elmer Fudd. The result, your screen will now be translated into Elmer Fudd language and preferences becomes pwefewences. Try searching for something and see the results.

Fingers crossed, the solution you've got works....

Here we go.... 3 wickets in quick succession! Hope we don't live to rue this last hour.

Can't be official then!

Is that Jimbo's telly?

Incidentally, in one of the examples you give (the Oval 2001 v Australia) England actually lost by an innings and 25 runs. Perhaps we have a different definition of England being saved by the rain. The fucking irony tbh 30414[/snapback] Didn't rain enough. That'll teach me for not finding the final result on cricinfo. Still haven't provided me with any examples of rain hindering. 30420[/snapback] No but at least you've been satisfied with your spam count being increased, eh?

Spot the person who's you to be introduced that that wonderful think known as a mortgage.... I pay about £20 a month for the basic Sky package. On top of the £126.50 I pay for the TV licence, that's about £370 a year! On the package you're referring to, you're talking about £630.50 a year! You don't think that's steep?

You were spam-posting and were asked to stop. You chose not to so we deleted your post count. It got re-instated when it was felt your contributions were actually relevant. It can easily be removed again but then again next time we may just increase your flood control at which point you will only be able to post every xxx* minutes. * - timespan determined by Admin. 30384[/snapback] Care to repeat my words on post counts to people on here if it was you infact who replied? 30389[/snapback] No - I've better things to do with my time that dig out your comments for your benefit cos you can't be arsed to!

You were spam-posting and were asked to stop. You chose not to so we deleted your post count. It got re-instated when it was felt your contributions were actually relevant. It can easily be removed again but then again next time we may just increase your flood control at which point you will only be able to post every xxx* minutes. * - timespan determined by Admin.

wtf is that supposed to mean? 30349[/snapback] Q. Show me examples of me throwing my toys out of the pram? A. wtf is that supposed to mean. 30353[/snapback] Read the quoted section again, dip-shit!

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