Craig

as is your grammar.

Keegan had a flight at 3pm today? Where's he off to then?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7588360.stm

Is that him?

And they wonder why the navy is short on new recruits... Bet they thought long and hard about the pose

Even funnier seeing as Chelsea's website has already created a page to order your 'Robinho shirt'....

Now that would be class...

This by a mile. Woodgate is arguably one of the best centre backs in Europe but his injuries were a pisser, Milner is average as fuck Agreed but at the time didn't we all say that we'd never mug another club as much as we did Real Madrid when we flogged them Woody??

£12m??? Tough call on what was better business, this or the £13m we got for Woodgate

Reminds of a tale about me and SMO's lass, and the next door neighbors dog she was dog sitting Got one of my pals fixed up with my cousin years ago, to cut along story short he'd been trying to get in her knickers for ages so this night me, him, my cousin and wor lass went out for a swally and ended up back at my flat. I fucked off to bed with wor lass and left the lovebirds on the settee with a quilt. The next day when I went for a pint with him he was looking double sheepish so I asked what had happened the night before. Turns out he'd tried his best for his hole but my cousin was having none of it and she only agreed to sleep on the settee with him, but all he was getting was a neck-on and tops. Any rate she must have been feeling the weight of herself the next morning and decided to put out for the suffering fool. he reckons he had just got her Alan Whickers off and mounted when my dog (staffy) burst in the living room and locked on to one of his socks and started playing tug of war, he's trying to kick the fucka off but Floyd was having none of it, this killed the moment and she got up, got dressed, made her excuses and left. He never got his leg over with her to this day Always makes me smile when I think back, like a dream when your just about to shag a smart bird and you wake up. R.I.P Floyd, my cousins pimp. sounds like one of Fish's many failed conquests...

Sir Alex Ferguson says he is "less optimistic" about signing Dimitar Berbabtov - BEEB

I can't believe they lobbed a microphone in front of the bloke's face at the end...

Milk works with Chilli regardless of whether it's your eyes, your nose or the back of your throat which is being burned to hell... Whereas water does simply runs over the spices and does nothing to dampen them, the fats within the milk break it down and help. doesn't work on your ring piece iirc obviously aren't sticking the milk far enough up

If one thing was abundantly clear tonight it's that they're crying out for a winger (maybe two)... Riera and Milner off to Anfield then?

Milk works with Chilli regardless of whether it's your eyes, your nose or the back of your throat which is being burned to hell... Whereas water does simply runs over the spices and does nothing to dampen them, the fats within the milk break it down and help.

Saturday Lunchtime apparently...

I'm talking about club football Hard to believe about a striker of his stature but apparently true. As for never rating him.... are you sure?

2 games, 2 wins. Meanwhile, back at Spurs... When you're a striker its all about how many goals you get fella. You mean the great Robbie Keane who never, yes never (check it up if you like) scores in August? Shite dig at one of the players you were creaming about 12 months ago, particularly as you're knocking him for not achieving something that he never achieved while he was at Spurs....

I read your posts and automatically think of you as Ben Jahrvi from the film Short Circuit.... Do you wear nylon trousers and a packamac too??

Depends.... defrag doesn't do much these days with an NTFS file structure. Was a much more useful tool in FAT32

You'll never be a football fan as long as you live. What happened to us when Partizan beat us. Surely you know? The policy you should adopt is if you've got fuck all to say, say nothing.

Please let it be How to completely piss that Irish tosser of a manager off completely if Liverpool sign him instead of going for Barry