Craig

It's their customer services rather than their live service which has always been shocking to be fair. If everything's working OK, there's no problem.

They may have the Virgin name....... but it's still NTHell under the pretty red paint job!

Forrest Gump had a pretty decent soundtrack IIRC... Also love the soundtrack from Vanilla Sky - that's what got me into Sigur Ros

Same with my role really. There's two of us in our team providing support for around 200 people in our building. If one of us is off, the other has to cover and it's hell. I'm good mates with him as well so I wouldn't want to put him through that if it wasn't genuine and he's the same. What happens if you're both off ill on the same day? Then someone from another team will cover. There's 8 of us work in the building but are segregated into teams for different departments in the building..

How does he explain how Liverpool did it then?? If they'd got a 0-0 draw last night, he'd never have even brought this up!

Same with my role really. There's two of us in our team providing support for around 200 people in our building. If one of us is off, the other has to cover and it's hell. I'm good mates with him as well so I wouldn't want to put him through that if it wasn't genuine and he's the same.

It would be worth it. The staff are lovely Aye, but this is for Saturday and it's my weekend with the kids so I'd have them to bring an' all - it'd be a nightmare! Craig stop running through it like it's a real life scenario and you're contemplating this actually happening. Fucking hell, what's that going past the window? Must be the missed irony! My point was I'm sure there's lovely staff in other branches, never mind

Watched "23" the other week - thought it was good and although it was bizarre watching Jim Carrey do a serious role, he was very good! Saw "Straightheads" last night - disturbed, fucked up, etc...

It would be worth it. The staff are lovely Aye, but this is for Saturday and it's my weekend with the kids so I'd have them to bring an' all - it'd be a nightmare!

Specsavers. Specially the Gateshead branch You're expecting me to come all the way up for an eye test? Thanks though to the both of you, I'll get on to them today. Probably not going to get the actual specs from there though. Been given a link to THIS SITE and I've been shown a pair of glasses that were ordered from there. Quality is really good and for £15 a pair you can't go wrong.

One of the guys at Uni had one of those except the aerial was made of rubber. Everytime he answered the phone, he'd pull the aerial out making out it made the difference. We told him it was purely aesthetic and to stop being a twat, but he wouldn't have it. Anyway one day, someone get fed up with it, took the phone off him and ripped the aerial off. He took it to the carphone warehouse claiming it had got damaged and that he'd need a new phone on his insurance. They told him not to worry as the aerial was not functional!

Day off today as Mrs Craig works for Electoral Services so has a rather busy day ahead - don't think she gets home until 3am! Have got both kids ready, taken Charlotte to school, popped into Kwik Fit and had 2 new front tyres fitted and the car is suddenly drivable again. Now lazing around for the rest of the day before picking Charlotte up at 3.30 and going to go to Tesco for some food shopping. Also need to ring the opticians for an eye test - have a choice between Boots, Vision Express, D&A or Specsavers. Anyone make a recommendation??? Had the best night's sleep in absolutely aaaaaaaaaaaaaaages last night

Still not managed to pull her then?

Oh god, I fucking hope so!

While we're on the case, which current Premiership manager do you most admire? For me it has to be Benitez. Doesn't get dragged into any of the physcholgical bullshit, says it as it is and is funny to boot. He cracked me up the other week when he didn't agree with one of the refereeing decisions, rather than shout, scream and hoy his toys out of the pram, he simply took his glasses off, and while laughing, handed them to the 4th official!

Some one at work answers it "talk to me!" He's never rung me like, if he did, I'd hang up with that fucking line...

Yes I am, tonight as it happens! Why? Do you want me to get something for you??

With a name like that, it sounds like the sort of stuff that's pleasant on the throat but rots your guts the next morning!

If we had known what happened in Episodes 1,2 and 3 before we saw Episode 5... It might have gone something more like this.

Who was the former Metro FM football commentator who was always having his house robbed when he was doing an away match?? That's harsh like...

As Jimbo said earlier, one man's Grand Cru is another man's vinegar. I remember being quite disappointed when I didn't like the taste...

Another one we let slip through the net.....

You couldn't make this stuff up.....

Proper Champagne is rank like. I remember for years having cheapy, shitty Cava and being fobbed off that it was Champagne and the first time I had the proper stuff, I hated it... Far too dry.