Craig

Fuck You Patrokles?? FYP

I'm guessing the two on the left.....? Is that Gemmill in the middle??

Fuck You Prick??

Commonly used as door-stops in mobile phone shops these days First one I remember seeing for real was one my Mam got. Some Analog Sony thing which was tiny and had a drop down mic on the side of it - coverage was shite! First one I got was in 2000 in my final year at Uni - Nokia 5110, still got it somewhere.

You're bitter about her mate not wanting to shag you then??

J69 having a pop at someone he doesn't like? Well I never..... People are always picking on him you know

Purple bed sheets Jimbo?? You like to live dangerously!

Have you seen the long sleeve effort? Looks like it's over the top of a long-sleeved black t-shirt

They've found wreckage in Cambridgeshire - doesn't look good

Paying through the nose for Streisand tickets? Surely not....

My work shoes and my black cat boots get polished from time to time. My dad never forgot his national service days and used to polish my school shoes up so much they were like mirrors. I used to spend the whole walk to school scuffing them up again to avoid the embarrassment!

What is it with high brow Chelsea fans, helicopters and cup matches? EDIT: just been told it's the same make of helicopter that Harding was on

This is the guy who's missing.... http://www.fenews.co.uk/newsview.asp?n=2322

That's pretty bad - despite everything I think about Chelsea, hope all is OK.

There's a euphenism in there somewhere.....

I could be wrong, but I have a sneaking suspicion that MattM4 isn't that fussed about Ameobi

Meditation's what you need!!!

You sure that wasn't just Clive Tyldsley's interpretation of it?? Fucking bollocks IMO, it was never offside. They pointed it out on Talksport this morning, the linesman was slightly Kuyt and therefore quasimodo was obstructing the linesman's view of the Chelsea player on the far side who was playing him on...

Never taken a 'fake' sickie in my life..... Have exercised the 'work from home' option though. I have a company mobile, a company laptop and a VPN connection into work. Why make work for yourself?

Did that ever exist?! It sounds... well, it sounds vile actually Aye it did and it was fucking grim!!! Banned probably because of the colours!

It's generally a better resolution as well. Eats more of your processor though

She's fucking evil!

Fucking get in!!! Mourinho's face is a picture!

That was onside to me - and I bet Chelsea go on to fucking win this now. They'll shout about it being justice for the Luis Garcia goal no doubt.

If you're wanting a decent drop of red that's that little bit special, you can't go wrong with Chateauneuf-du-pape