Craig

She's fucking evil!

Fucking get in!!! Mourinho's face is a picture!

That was onside to me - and I bet Chelsea go on to fucking win this now. They'll shout about it being justice for the Luis Garcia goal no doubt.

If you're wanting a decent drop of red that's that little bit special, you can't go wrong with Chateauneuf-du-pape

Carte Noir

Stop yo' jibba jabba foo'

Dispatch war rocket 'Ajax' to bring back his body!!! Gordon's alive? What do you mean Flash Patrokles approaching?

If we lose our next 2 games we could conceivably finish as low as 15th, that would be bound to make the Fat Man reach for the big red button. I like the idea of Shepherd actually having such a button. In fact, given the frequency of his sackings, it wouldn't surprise me. you can just picture it can't you? hits the button, the floor opens up beneath roeder and you have those few seconds of comedy 'hanging in the air' before dropping down the chute!

Yeap, It's a joy to see this side just run out of ideas when a team has a go at them. The world is against Chelsea according to that whinging Portuguese toss-pot - I've even found myself agreeing with Sir Alex! Man Utd for the double and Liverpool for the CL please! (I never thought I'd hear myself say that!)

He was in the last chance saloon - out on his arse now, probably to Everton...

Thank fuck they've scored. The more and more this season's going on, the more I can't fucking stand Mourinho! C'mon Liverpool!

Dispatch war rocket 'Ajax' to bring back his body!!!

Threesome. Everybody wins I disagree. I see two very big losers in that arrangement. And they've both got fannies. Are you suggesting one of the lasses has had her's stitched up?

And an absolute dog-shit result by all accounts. All the laughing they go on about in the advert is directed at the plank who's used it tbh!

I never even read your post either

They talked about doing a A-Team movie about 10 years ago with the cast being touted as: Hannibal - George Clooney Murdock - Jim Carrey Faceman - Scott Bakula B.A. - Ving Rhames Would have been a class line up IMO!

I saw her only last week. Can't for the life of me remember where though. On telly ? aye....on what programme though I cannit fathom. She was on Ready, Steady, Cook! Things you don't see: Minature bottles of milk in junior schools. Ahh, the responsibility that came with being milk monitor You that old? I had bottles of milk at school and I'm only 22. Bottles of milk went on for years afterwards - people talk about the 'milk' stopping when it was no longer free. I can remember going to infant school and having to hand in lunch money AND milk money! Thanks Maggie!

He still appears from time to time when I dig the avatar out..... That reminds me, M4, we've got a job to do!

Crafting my suicide letter tbh. Patrokles knows a thing or two about those

That's been on for about 3 months!

So ner I was referring more to this..... Course he was fucking OK!

Unlike the other comeback boy. Nice to see Shola hasn't lost his very unique touch for: - being offside almost constantly. The one time he wasn't it was by luck. - giving away needless fouls when we are in dangerous possessions. - and of course still having no spatial awareness. Jumping for the ball as it flies 3 feet above his head. Twat. Your opinion of him remains then?

a;kljnerkjbgoei;r;tnobmgalew kjvgpeorh ekgjgf[g ]vggpeokg# fbpfmMJUQ)W{{{;lkeawoivgfe Where the fucking hell have you been of late?

7 goals in 10 games is a bloody good return. In the games he's played for us, he's been very hungry IMO.