Craig

I've heard there's an assistant manager role up for grabs!

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Double helpings of hell for you. They're the right ones according to SouthPark. Thats the mormons. "The correct answer was the mormons" Theres a JH assembly hall near me actually which is attended by some frustratingly attractive young female parishoners. When I was in the last year at Uni, there was a 'Kingdom Hall' just round the corner from our house. Jesus wept you've never seen security like it - wrought iron gates which wouldn't have looked out of place in Fort Knox and solid iron (not shutters or bars) plates covering the windows!

Me too. Tall, skinny and gobby so the teacher used to make me be a prop with a big fuckoff grin on his face cos he knew how much I hated it. Heh - they put me at scrum half and as a direct result, I quickly learned to run fast whilst holding onto a ball!

I used to work with one. He used to get irate at the fact I said I was agnostic - used to be able to wind him up a treat for hours on end. And he was a ginger!!

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I'm guessing Mint and Orange. If You Liiiiike a lot of chocolate on your biscuit.... That song always sounded slightly euphemistic to me. Remember TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIO! TRiiIIIIiiIO! I want a trio and I want one now! Jaysus you have a warped mind. Trio's were lush, wtf happened to them? Anyone remember Rocky bars and the Rocky Robin ads?? "They're choca-block man!!!"

Am current an IT support engineer for a multi-national construction firm but over the years i've been: - 'Consett Trader' delivery lad - Shelf-stacker at WmLow - Phone Book delivery lad - supervisor of a sports shop in Chester le Street - CAD engineer for an engineering firm who manufactured parts for the Eurofighter.

Delivering phone directories.... 5,000 of the bastards I delivered for a measily £140 when I was 16. The wanted me to obtain a signature for every one of them as well (fuck that!) Funny thing was they said they'd deduct a particular amount for every one that I returned at the end the week I was doing it... Naturally, they made quite a bonfire

Fanny Cradock all the way!

That one's fucking poetic. 'Happy Slappers' are the fucking scum of the earth IMO, 'bout time someone got their own back

errrrr, surprisingly it's a steam cleaner..

Bet you've bought one of those Vaparetto machines just for the task as well?

I can't see me being that arsed about the state of my kegs if I suddenly felt on the verge of death. I can just see the coroner going into his dictaphone "The deceased appears to have collapsed on the landing and dragged himself through to the bedroom, finally passing in front of a chest of drawers. It is unclear exactly why he did this, although it seems reasonable to assume that he was trying to change his underwear, which to be perfectly honest is a fucking disgrace." Coroner's more likely to say: "He's ginger, probably committed suicide as a result..." tbh

The very fact that it was claimed they were offered to so many clubs (including the top 4) with only West Ham taking them up on the offer smacks of something decidely dodgy going on. I mean even Pompey and Bolton were reported to have said no!

Terrible news. RIP

Anyone for a Rod Hull smiley?

Sounds like an Irish hooker tbh!

Who's "they"? Anyway, it's bullshit, there's no reason to be unconscious. Mind, in most cases death will be more or less instant. Just something I'd heard, nothing to backup the claim so I wouldn't be surprised if it is bullshit. I was guessing it had something to do with the speed of travelling through the air causing you to hyperventilate and pass out. Sure it was one of those programmes about the people who jumped on 9/11 and that fact that they would have been unconcious when they hit the deck The one I watched (the falling man) pointed out they were probably conscious. I have heard that some people faint through terror but I doubt it somehow. I do wonder what it would be like in those final moments. Does time slow down? Or the songs that enter your head...? "I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee, free falling!!"

I've fallen off one of those rubber rings that they pull you along in by speed boat and it fucking hurts like hell when you hit the water...

Who's "they"? Anyway, it's bullshit, there's no reason to be unconscious. Mind, in most cases death will be more or less instant. Just something I'd heard, nothing to backup the claim so I wouldn't be surprised if it is bullshit. I was guessing it had something to do with the speed of travelling through the air causing you to hyperventilate and pass out. Sure it was one of those programmes about the people who jumped on 9/11 and that fact that they would have been unconcious when they hit the deck

John Edward Thompson Milburn passed away.... Can't believe it's so long ago - clearly remember hearing about it on the local news

As is jumping out of the window of a skycraper apparently. They reckon you're unconcious by the time you hit the ground so feel nowt.

What harm is it doing? I just think it's odd that while you bring up kids teaching them to speak the truth and all along, us as parents are telling them one of the biggest lies there is on the grounds that it makes it more 'magical' for them. Bigging them up for a fall tbh I would agree, plus I know of some kids who were bullied at school because they still believed in Santa when all the others didn't. I think this could have a serious negative effect on how they trust their parents. Best compromise is let them believe for a bit but then tell them at a young age it isn't true (maybe about 6 years) I reckon. It's a complete pyschological mind-fuck IMO. You tell them one thing for years and then all of a sudden, tell them that you've been lying your arse off to them!

don't make it right though - like i said, i do it to make it magical for them, but i know one day her dreams will be shattered when i tell her he doesn't actually exist and that we 'made the whole thing up'.