Craig

After my quite astounding performance following 10 years out of the game, I'm up for making it a full-time comeback. 160802[/snapback] I'm sure your sterling performaces will go on and on, especially if you continue to play whilst camouflaged as the opposition 160807[/snapback] The number of times I hoyed the ball out in his direction thinking he was one of ours probably accounted for the goals he scored for them tbh 160812[/snapback] Listen to the pair of you and your excuses. Craig, you never once threw the ball out to me. 160819[/snapback] tbqh I couldn't tell you who the hell I threw it out to, I'm blind as a bat without me specs on!

The voice of optimism as ever....

After my quite astounding performance following 10 years out of the game, I'm up for making it a full-time comeback. 160802[/snapback] I'm sure your sterling performaces will go on and on, especially if you continue to play whilst camouflaged as the opposition 160807[/snapback] The number of times I hoyed the ball out in his direction thinking he was one of ours probably accounted for the goals he scored for them tbh

Competitive? To what I am used to from my pub team this was rather like a game of women's football... 160747[/snapback] You say that now, but when I was towering over you on Saturday having kicked your entire arse, it was a very different story. 160751[/snapback] Yep, when having no football ability you do resort to kicking after others. Typical Englishman then. Shame that the match had to be abandoned due to Dantheman's pitch invasion. We still would have had enough time for a penalty shoot out... 160757[/snapback] I was told the game had finished! 160767[/snapback] Daniel man, you're supposed to be a fucking referee! Normally when 10 blokes are still kicking the ball around on a 5-a-side court, the match is still in progress.... Speaking of 5-a-side, I must be a glutten for punishment as I agreed to play for work this evening despite my legs feeling like two lumps of lead. Only it wasn't 5-a-side, it was 3 v 4-a-side and I was on the side which had 3! Compound that with the fact that there was no air-con on, I'm surprised I'm still walking. We still won though plus I bagged 7 goals including a cracking shot from within my own half...........wonder what that reminds me of, eh Pud?

never heard of it.... is it a "specialist" buy ??? 160716[/snapback] Cheese for dwarfs tbh!

Don't pay more than a fiver!

Bit late man, you needed that on Saturday!

straight swap for dyer or wel shop him to the police! 160678[/snapback] Why are people so keen to ship people out of an already depleated squad? We can't afford to sell any of them at the minute! 160682[/snapback] would you honestly miss dyer from our squad? If he actually played id understand it but at the minute hes taking up wages that we could be paying 3 other players with! 160693[/snapback] tbh I wasn't referring directly to Dyer. I just think we need people coming in before any more go out. Luque going down with cramp scared the fucking shit out of me! 160698[/snapback] Luque playing for the first time scared the shit out of me, he's pony! 160699[/snapback] I think he showed potential. Like I said elsewhere, he appeared to do the hard work and then screw up at the last minute. Either way he's one of our limited striking options at this moment and therefore needs the crowd behind him, not against him...

straight swap for dyer or wel shop him to the police! 160678[/snapback] Why are people so keen to ship people out of an already depleated squad? We can't afford to sell any of them at the minute! 160682[/snapback] would you honestly miss dyer from our squad? If he actually played id understand it but at the minute hes taking up wages that we could be paying 3 other players with! 160693[/snapback] tbh I wasn't referring directly to Dyer. I just think we need people coming in before any more go out. Luque going down with cramp scared the fucking shit out of me!

spic, wop, whatever he is we don't want him imo, we only want geordies 160691[/snapback] Freddie Shepherd for the no. 9 shirt!

straight swap for dyer or wel shop him to the police! 160678[/snapback] Why are people so keen to ship people out of an already depleated squad? We can't afford to sell any of them at the minute! 160682[/snapback] Getting Dyer and his wages off the books would be the best piece of business the club could do all summer 160684[/snapback] I think the extra personnel is a more important factor than the cash at this moment in time tbqh

Neither do we! The locals won and I'm guessing it was something like 12-7 or something like that... 160663[/snapback] A five goal head start for fielding Scott I take it? 160683[/snapback] If it wasn't for him, we'd only have had 5! And aye, he was crowing about that fact! EDIT: see above

straight swap for dyer or wel shop him to the police! 160678[/snapback] Why are people so keen to ship people out of an already depleated squad? We can't afford to sell any of them at the minute!

£3-3.5 million IIRC....

Cheese for lardy bastids?

I noticed that too - was always in a hurry to take the goal-kicks extra quickly rather than taking time and punting it down the field

If the figure you told me is correct, Newcastle United want their fucking heads examining tbh

They were saying on Talksport yesterday that Benitez has hinted that another striker will be coming in - they were strongly suggesting that was likely to be Torres or Trezeguet though...

Neither do we! The locals won and I'm guessing it was something like 12-7 or something like that...

Is all OK Sammy? Shame you couldn't make it up - you were one of the ones I was looking forward to meeting..... 160465[/snapback] Absolutely gutted to have missed this, mate. Sounds like it was a belting weekend and a decent standard 5-a-side even in spite of ginger bollocks' contribution/sabotage. Not had the best of weeks but that would have gone a long way to restoring the smile! 160479[/snapback] Well we'll just have to make sure the next one is better!

Is all OK Sammy? Shame you couldn't make it up - you were one of the ones I was looking forward to meeting.....

which on was that then? 160402[/snapback] Jesus fucking wept you're obsessed!

Parker was rightly MOTM by a country mile. I thought Milner had an alright game but it was nowt special. Luque scored a cracking goal but should really have had a hat-trick. He seemed to do the hard work and then fuck it up at the optimum moment. That being said I don't think his confidence was helped by the fact a large section of the crowd were on his back from start to finish! Someone needs to pack Babayaro's bags though - I've never noticed it when watching it on the TV but yesterday it was blatently clear that he goes off for a wander time and time again leaving Bramble to cover the full back slot as well - not fucking good enough! And Carr's almost as bad!

Just make sure you lets us all know where you'll be! 160359[/snapback] Just look out for a black Clio with a daft number plate - there surely can't be two of them!

Recovered from what? You spent most of the time ushering Gemmill back on the pitch and propping the goalposts up!