Craig

tbh I bet the sackless git posts a picture of Harry Potter now

I read somewhere that some Japanese Cult (the one that did the gas attacks on the Tokyo underground) tested a nuclear bomb in the Outback but no one noticed for months. Any truth in that? 161628[/snapback] Quality of life improved?

I can't fucking believe this, I'm surrounded by moaning bastards claiming that the air conditioning is too cold!!! And they moaned like fuck that it was too hot last night!

Lowestoft is halfway there tbh....

£5-6m would be a better deal than the £13m we got for Woodgate tbh

Yeah right! RobW would kicked the floor out and landed it on his bare feet, holding each wing as if he was gathering up the hem of his kilt whilst running through a muddy puddle. 161374[/snapback]

Land a plane without its undercarriage?? Sounds like an every day event in the world of RobW!

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Fucking bint ordering two 'sours towers' (words fail me) then paying on her card which took three turns to work. And three different barrels needing changing. And a pint needing topped up. Infuriating. At least the barman had the sense to ignore the twat who decided to barge in. 161309[/snapback] I vaguely remember you mentioning them - what the fuck was in it?

I noticed her, another star for the wank-bank 161296[/snapback] Find a fold and fuck it tbh!

Oi! I'd got dressed up specially to impress yous! 161293[/snapback] Definitely not you, you'd been propping the bar up all afternoon by all accounts so I very much doubt you were just turning up!

I'm not allowed to drink alcohol at work 161291[/snapback] Shite, forgot you were doing the night shift! OK, coke it is then! I've just bought 3 dozen ice-lollies as well - cola, lemonade & cherryade flavour!

She sounds like a crime to society tbh. Mind you, I don't know if Peter, Jimbo & Wolfgang noticed it but as we were turning to go towards the Hancock, there was a lass coming the other way wearing one of those tops that bares the midrift.......Only she was bearing about 3 rolls of blubber! Grim!

I've got 2 more here as well like, want one?

You're not wrong - I couldn't hack going shopping tonight so I ordered a delivery from Tesco and have just put it away. I'm dripping with sweat from just doing that! Large beer is in the freezer! We averaged 32 degrees here today, tomorrow they're predicting an average of 36 degrees - the hottest day on record for 95 years!

Despicable to post such a description in this thread tbh! Sounds fucking grim like, did anyone point out the errors of her ways? Sounds like she could be easily outrun!

You gonna set it up in the garage next to your cab?

And which way would you like me to rub you craig? If you dont want to do it, fine, just dont bother spamming the thread with wet dreams about me and car tyres, wacky 161221[/snapback] Spamming? You start a thread about a pyramid scheme and then you talk to me about spamming!

I don't despise, i would just like to see you dead, preferably with your private number plate hanging around your neck off a burning tyre 161215[/snapback] short and succinct!

I've got to say it's a bit rich that you're asking people to help you out in getting hold a free PS3 when you don't exactly rub people up the right way....

Aye I know it did... And just because they've got Spielberg on board doesn't guarantee that it'll be good.

Transformers the kids toys were ace about 20 years ago..... A film of it is likely to be nothing more than a shocking embarassment tbh - they'll be doing Thundercats next!

So long as it can make and recieve calls and text messages, then it does the job. If you want to take pictures/video, buy a digital camera, if you want to listen to music an iPod is you're friend...

I snore if I've been drinking apparently - nowt like my Dad though, fucking ships turn when he's been on the piss!

So that's what was propelling you around the 5-a-side court so bloody quickly then?