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Craig

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  1. Craig

    For Sky users

    Talking to yourself tbh. 161785[/snapback] A geek of a different nature tbh, much like yourself! 161787[/snapback] The anti-geek? 161788[/snapback]
  2. Craig

    For Sky users

    Talking to yourself tbh. 161785[/snapback] A geek of a different nature tbh, much like yourself!
  3. Craig

    For Sky users

    Fair enough, can't say I've read up about it personally. Shall enjoy putting the geek in his place
  4. Just got to find 15 friend now, then? Oh well, never mind eh?
  5. Craig

    For Sky users

    I got the info and immediately asked the web-geek at work... He reckon's it'll be good for downloads but absolute dogshit for uploads as it's done directly via satellite. Offers are: Base - 2Mb download speed, £40 connection fee, £50 installation, free subscription, 2GB monthly limit Mid - 8Mb, £20 connection, £50 installation, £5 monthly subscription, 40GB usage Max- 16Mb, free installation and connection, £10 monthly subscription, unlimited usage Connect - 8Mb, £40 connection, £50 installation, £17 a month, 40GB usage
  6. How would you guys feel if it happened in this country and we were the club to pick up the title?? Just would feel false to me.
  7. OK, who?? And best direct your answer in the direction of Messers Roeder and Shepherd!
  8. Atomic bombs that you can't feel? Scientifically-defying stuff - you got a source?
  9. That's like when the Mackems got promoted when Swindon got kicked out I s'pose...
  10. "Here Fishy, Fishy......."
  11. Like you need the encouragement
  12. I blame the sunstroke for his lack of appetite tbh!
  13. Force feed you ammo? Not a chance in hell! 161697[/snapback] 'Force feed'?! hahaha The very notion! 161708[/snapback] I know, hard to imagine isn't it? That being said, we were sat in the garden of the Hancock for a good hour on Saturday with him not eating a single thing!
  14. Craig

    Why?

    There's a lad works on the checkout at the Tesco at North Shields who only has one arm. I always try and pay for my stuff at his till cos his scanning speed is on a par with my packing ability. Every supermarket should have one tbh. 161678[/snapback] Was he the drummer in Def Leppard? 161692[/snapback] Richard Kimble tbh. Incidentally I never use any checkout with a lad on the til. Theyre fucking hopeless. Slow as owt. Even if the queue at the lasses til next door is twice as long I'll join that. Especially if she's a looker. 161701[/snapback] I seeme to recall Richard Kimble had two arms. Frederick Sykes however......
  15. Anyone with half a brain should know that though. If the cabin is filling up with water and you've got an inflated life jacket on, you're pretty fucked really. 161679[/snapback] Correct, but half the people who were on this plane did - not surprisngly the same half that drowned. 161695[/snapback] Americans???
  16. Force feed you ammo? Not a chance in hell!
  17. Craig

    Why?

    Heavy things at the bottom, light things at the top.... Only do it like that if they're hoying them down the conveyor though. Usually I fill the bags as quickly as I can and then get the hell out of there
  18. How predictable - try quoting my post! Have heard the Harry Potter one millions of times before... But Roeder? 161661[/snapback] Even more worryingly for you tho Craig, you look more like him in that photo for the first film (when he was about 6) than the last one (Harry Potter and the Goblin Teas-made - where he must be all of a mature 9 and-a-half years) 161676[/snapback] I've heard a lot lot worse tbh...
  19. Anyone with half a brain should know that though. If the cabin is filling up with water and you've got an inflated life jacket on, you're pretty fucked really.
  20. So I wasn't the only one to hear that then?
  21. Craig

    Why?

    First one, I've start to move towards the gap anyway and let the fuckers hit me if they want (think the fact that it's a company car helps with this mind...) Second one, I have been know to take as much time as possible to neatly re-pile the goods in the correct order prior to me even loading into bags when that one happens. I did once hear a rumour that cetain supermarkets assess their staff on the amount of food they can push through the scanner in a shift and pay accordingly..... Dunno if that's bollocks though
  22. Yeah right! RobW would kicked the floor out and landed it on his bare feet, holding each wing as if he was gathering up the hem of his kilt whilst running through a muddy puddle. 161374[/snapback] I HAVE a PPL actually ..................... but only on fixed u/c planes But many aeroplanes are designed so that a wheels up landing is not that dangerous - as long as you are not scraping a fuel tank or a bomb along the tarmac its a lot safer than ejecting for example and they can get them flying again fairly quickly............. 161662[/snapback] You sure you wouldn't weld some more wheels on while the thing is still in the air?
  23. Craig

    Chargers

    I got a purchase req through the other for a USB desk fan! I wouldn't care but it cost twice as much and the stupid git has spare power sockets on his desk!
  24. How predictable - try quoting my post! Have heard the Harry Potter one millions of times before... But Roeder?
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