Craig

What? It was almost like you weren't there at all? 160091[/snapback] Was there a memer of Kajagoogoo there then?

fuck right off you red headed twat!!!

How is he this morning? Think you're definitely gonna see a return from retirement today at the football. See if there's any magic left in these shapely, toned legs of mine. 159954[/snapback] I'm very well thank you - wishg I'd never had that fucking burger though.....

Out of his arse?

Smells like a fucking rat had died in this place like, it's grim!

I'm in Peasepud's flat, he's disappeared and there's a fucking strange smell eminating from his bathroom...... And where's his fucking laptop gone?

You're not wrong like - that being said it can be discussed this evening/tomorrow lunchtime as well I s'pose.....

Are we agreed on somewhere then?

Definitely the right choice for captain. There was only two options IMO, him and Shay and I never feel comfortable with the goalkeeper being captain...

I'd prefer a striker tbh

You're eager! 159524[/snapback] Organised more like, lady.... Got a long journey tomorrow and I'll be spending time with the kids before I go - Charlotte has already said she doesn't want me to go and she'll miss me! Gonna do some trips down memory lane when I first get up there as well - been 7 years since I've been back home.

Plod's gonna have fun if you're using that font!

Does it really matter to some people what the fucking number plate has on it? For fuck's sake, all it is is a identifying mark for the DVLA - why the hell pay more than the standard plating fee (and then have to pay transfer fees if you ever decided to flog the car)??? I'd rather have a better car than a 'better' number plate tbh!

Right, bags are packed and in the boot of my car - all set for tomorrow!

Aye but so is Edinburgh though - think we'll need to be more specific for his benefit!

Says?

I take it the article is Oliver's doing then? He's digging in his heels about SWP isn't he?

The Vaseline on your gearstick probably helps.....

Fucking hell - that took me 4 reads before I got the punchline and even then I had to question it! Absolute shite young Brock!

Happy birthday Ritchie - anything planned??

Aye, but that's only a 2ft x 3 ft gap to squeeze through.... Would need a shoe-horn!

OK, it's short notice before this weekend but I'll have a chat with a few people I know and see if there's a way you can get the door open without resorting to that. I'll let you know if I find anything out

I'm hedging a bet that there's an easier (and more cost effective) way to fix that - what car you got Scott?

Time to inspect the logs and spill the beans then Ally! My money's on young Daniel!

I'm not banned for some reason! Take it this is an exercise to prevent spammers? Would have been polite of them to inform all users to change their email address to a non-throwaway account by a set date otherwise risk being banned. But no, they've just gone ahead and pissed a whole load of people off in one shot - oh well, they're welcome here! Jesus Wept tbh!