Craig

Well that'll narrow it down to.... ooooooo.... most of the squad! 46966[/snapback] I was meaning since the Wigan game - most of the squad already have them!

Wait and see who's mysteriously gained a hamstring injury - then we can point the finger

If you want it more work-friendly, you could always use this.... http://www.toontastic.net/forum/lofiversion/index.php 46957[/snapback] lo-fi in this day and age? how could gemmill be hip with the kids if he goes lo-fi? 46960[/snapback] Just pointing out to him that there is a choice....

If you want it more work-friendly, you could always use this.... http://www.toontastic.net/forum/lofiversion/index.php

Everything's different?? Or have the post icons simply been changed?

You reckon? 46605[/snapback] Were you there then Skol?

You really should read the it at the bottom carefully you know Renton.... It's not a spoof at all - 100% real site - all snopes is confirming is that it's got nothing to do with the British company Powergen..

I wasn't suggesting you had made it up - I was just being a bit 'cautious'... Totally confirmed by the missus asking me what the name of "that forum you spend too much bloody time on (yeah, yeah, whatever...) was" and when I replied by asking if it had been mentioned on the Weakest Link she said: "How the hell did you know?" Good spot Thompson lad...!

Really? I'd like to see proof - just seems a bit of an odd question for TWL...

Yep, but he was not allowed to be called Albert cos Vicky said so...!

An Undertaker rings the wife of a dead man he is to bury... Undertaker: "Mrs Smith, this is the manager of the burial service and we have a bit of a problem with your husband." Wife: "What's wrong?" Undertaker: "As you know, he was rather a 'well built' man. When rigor mortis sets in to a male corpse, he ends up with an erection and, basically, we can't close the lid of your husband's coffin." Wife: "Well, what can you do?" Undertaker: "We can get a special coffin made that is about 3" taller than standard but it will cost you an extra £500." Wife: "I can't afford that. Can't you do something to solve the problem which is a little less expensive?" The undertaker thinks for a second, then suggests.. Undertaker: "We could remove his penis." Wife: "Hang on, I want him all there, together in his coffin when we bury him. I don't want bits of him lying around." Undertaker: "No worries, we can remove his penis and insert it in his rectum." Wife: "OK, but only on 2 conditions. It can't cost any extra and I want to see the body immediately before the funeral." Undertaker: "OK, see you before the funeral." Scene shifts to the Chapel just before the funeral. The undertaker shows the wife into the back room where they have the guy laid out in the coffin, wearing his best suit, with the make-up on to make him look presentable. The undertaker closes the door of the room behind him as he leaves the wife alone with her dearly departed husband for the last time. She goes up to her husband's body and silently says her last, private goodbyes. As she is doing this she notices a small tear has trickled out of the corner of his eye and spoiled the make-up. She looks around to see if anyone else is in the room. When she knows she is there by herself, she bends down and whispers in her husband's ear.. "Fuckin' hurts, doesn't it?"

People spend a lot of time thinking up their children's names. It's just a pity they don't always think as hard about their domain names. These are all real - click the links to confirm. Firstly there is Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous: http://www.whorepresents.com Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views: http://www.expertsexchange.com Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island: http://www.penisland.net Need a therapist? Try: http://www.therapistfinder.com And there is an Italian Power company: http://www.powergenitalia.com Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com

Yup.... It could be done, but it would involve a complete hack around with the database schema something I neither have the time, nor the inclination to do. 45865[/snapback] Listen to his spiel man. Total geek speak. 45910[/snapback] Aye well if I didn't 'geek speak' this place might not exist! Anyway Scrooge, ain't you got some pennies which need counting?

The size it is talking about is the file size (currently set to 10KB). This doesn't get adjusted, the only thing that does is the pixels - the file itself will remain the same physical size. 45858[/snapback] Thanks craig, ive sent it to you 45870[/snapback] Sorted

Yup.... It could be done, but it would involve a complete hack around with the database schema something I neither have the time, nor the inclination to do. 45865[/snapback] To be honest, he doesn't appear that bothered 45866[/snapback] Agreed... I'm just being pro-active (sorry.....lazy) in responding!

Yup.... It could be done, but it would involve a complete hack around with the database schema something I neither have the time, nor the inclination to do.

The size it is talking about is the file size (currently set to 10KB). This doesn't get adjusted, the only thing that does is the pixels - the file itself will remain the same physical size.

Nothing wrong with a touch of mystery 45788[/snapback] Speaking of which........are you T00nraider?? 45803[/snapback] I'll have to get my photo on here again to prove im not 45839[/snapback] Ok......but this isn't you, is it??

theres nowt wrong with being a ginner wacky 45787[/snapback] Theres everything wrong with being cursed and you know it, your just to nice a person t admit it. 45804[/snapback] Or she may, as the rest of us know, have a thing fo ginners!

Nothing wrong with a touch of mystery 45788[/snapback] Speaking of which........are you T00nraider??

...unless they happen to be called Swindon Mag. 45708[/snapback] I do miss him nevertheless... 45716[/snapback] He has been invited here.......more than once.

...unless they happen to be called Swindon Mag. 45708[/snapback] Who doesn't happen to be a member.....so?

You gonna do it properly and add it to your profile?

I'm sure the pic of you trying to hump the cardboard cut-out of Alan Shearer is still knocking around somewhere 45700[/snapback] sshhh 45701[/snapback] *goes to check temp internet files* 45702[/snapback] please god nooooooo (it was a moment of madness, i gave in to temptation) 45703[/snapback] With what? Having the photo taken or posting it on here?

I'm sure the pic of you trying to hump the cardboard cut-out of Alan Shearer is still knocking around somewhere 45700[/snapback] sshhh 45701[/snapback] *goes to check temp internet files*