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Craig

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  1. Hear that Gemmill?? You've joined our clique!! Guess that now makes you an 'IT dweeb'!!
  2. Shearergol and Bridget! 45070[/snapback] Jealous tbh 45076[/snapback] Absolutely! I'm an argumentative bastid and it's blatently obvious she could pick a fight in a empty room!
  3. Craig

    Bush Rag Doll

    Much better than the version I found!
  4. Many happy returns young un.....
  5. Newcastle Preston Everyone else...
  6. Tell you another gripe.... These fucking retards who buy these 'Road Angels' and think it gives them a prime excuse to drive like a c*nt when the thing isn't bleeping at them. One day, you'll kill someone - try and stand up in court and say "it was OK, my tracker told me no one was monitoring the area so I drove however I wanted to!" Wankers!!
  7. Racist tbh 44932[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh 44935[/snapback] Did he?? Must have been watching the driving antics of a female of the species at the time tbh 44939[/snapback] Once again not actually responding to what I said. 44941[/snapback] I've responded to exactly what you said - are you suggesting I've changed the content of your comments?? If not, then by definition, I actually am responding to what you said! Jeez, women! 44944[/snapback] Pedantic and tedious, tbh. 44955[/snapback] More like truthful and you won't admit it............ tbh.
  8. Racist tbh 44932[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh 44935[/snapback] Did he?? Must have been watching the driving antics of a female of the species at the time tbh 44939[/snapback] Once again not actually responding to what I said. 44941[/snapback] I've responded to exactly what you said - are you suggesting I've changed the content of your comments?? If not, then by definition, I actually am responding to what you said! Jeez, women!
  9. Racist tbh 44932[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh 44935[/snapback] Did he?? Must have been watching the driving antics of a female of the species at the time tbh
  10. OK, the driver home re-kindled another pet hate of mine on the roads.....foreign lorry drivers! A lot of you won't know but recently they've widened the M25 and between J13 and J12, it's 5 lanes wide. 3 of the lanes continue on the M25 and 2 of them filter off to become the M3. They're put some roadworks in just after J12 and consequently, the traffic starts building up in lanes 3, 4 & 5 but is generally free-flowing in lanes 1 & 2. Tonight was particularly bad congestion. Consider a line of traffic travelling at about 50mph (no speed restriction in place I might add) in lane 2 which I am a part of (and yes we are overtaking traffic in lane 1 before you ask!). Approaching J12, not 1, not 2 but 3 fucking foreign lorries who have been hammering it along at 50mph suddenly slam on the anchors and indicate to move into lane 3 (which is backlogged with traffic already)!!! Fuckers are gonna cause a fatal accident one day soon and t6he thing is they know they can flash through speed cameras and be pulled by the old bill without a care in the world because very little can be done with non-UK registered vehicles. Perhaps we should all import foreign cars...... :) :lol:
  11. In a traffic queue?? Fucking hell, you wanna drive the M25 mate, they're doing their make-up while doing 60 in the middle lane!
  12. I cannot be a passenger when my missus is driving..... And she's one of the better ones! As for her mate - holds full on conversations with people on the back seat......whilst looking at them! *and yes, this IS when she is actually driving!*
  13. Anywhere where lane discipline is required seems to cause them massive confusion to be honest. I was giving a woman directions once and told her to to cross over a roundabout. "which lane do i need to be in" she asked me. "The one that has the arrow painted in the direction you want to go" was my response. "Oh I don't look at what's painted on the road, I normally just guess..."
  14. Bit generous to offer them the road full stop IMO....
  15. Craig

    New Feature

    Good point - not sure! But then again, it's not like you haven't got any is it? 44619[/snapback] This isn't on like Craig. Get yourself down to Bill Upsall's and get me my trophy. Already having a few isn't placating me, if I had one arm I'd still like another. 44851[/snapback] That'll have to do for now!
  16. Craig

    Top-Lass101

    Surely not..... If it was her, she'd have been allocated her red and white member badge by now...
  17. Craig

    New Feature

    Bullshit....... Snowboard is the Daddy! 44715[/snapback] Bollocks man, Yhatzee's where its at. 44719[/snapback] Would you have said that if you hadn't just missed out on the Snowboard title? 44720[/snapback] That'll been mine soon enough. EDIT : As I was saying 44723[/snapback] What were you saying??
  18. Nor can you go wrong with notepad or Textpad! *hate these 'website creation apps'* 44628[/snapback] I'm yet to see one of your sites written purely by yourself. Should we compare my GoLive websites with your "from scratch" ones? 44742[/snapback] The commerical site I wrote was for a company who, 6 months ago, were taken over by another organisation who already had their own site. Because of that, my site no longer exists (apart from on a CD-ROM). BTW, I don't remember saying that "from scratch" sites were better than "GoLive" ones, I just said that notepad and Textpad can also get the job done and that personally, I prefer to use a text editor...
  19. Jesus is this thread still going?? It's like a
  20. Craig

    New Feature

    Bullshit....... Snowboard is the Daddy! 44715[/snapback] Bollocks man, Yhatzee's where its at. 44719[/snapback] Would you have said that if you hadn't just missed out on the Snowboard title?
  21. Craig

    New Feature

    Bullshit....... Snowboard is the Daddy!
  22. I heard this last night...... FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!! Have they never heard of 'fire resistant safes'?? That being said, he's made of plastercine - he can simply re-morph himself! Excuse me while I just go and do something....
  23. Nor can you go wrong with notepad or Textpad! *hate these 'website creation apps'*
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