Craig

Fingers crossed, the solution you've got works....

Here we go.... 3 wickets in quick succession! Hope we don't live to rue this last hour.

Can't be official then!

Is that Jimbo's telly?

Incidentally, in one of the examples you give (the Oval 2001 v Australia) England actually lost by an innings and 25 runs. Perhaps we have a different definition of England being saved by the rain. The fucking irony tbh 30414[/snapback] Didn't rain enough. That'll teach me for not finding the final result on cricinfo. Still haven't provided me with any examples of rain hindering. 30420[/snapback] No but at least you've been satisfied with your spam count being increased, eh?

Spot the person who's you to be introduced that that wonderful think known as a mortgage.... I pay about £20 a month for the basic Sky package. On top of the £126.50 I pay for the TV licence, that's about £370 a year! On the package you're referring to, you're talking about £630.50 a year! You don't think that's steep?

You were spam-posting and were asked to stop. You chose not to so we deleted your post count. It got re-instated when it was felt your contributions were actually relevant. It can easily be removed again but then again next time we may just increase your flood control at which point you will only be able to post every xxx* minutes. * - timespan determined by Admin. 30384[/snapback] Care to repeat my words on post counts to people on here if it was you infact who replied? 30389[/snapback] No - I've better things to do with my time that dig out your comments for your benefit cos you can't be arsed to!

You were spam-posting and were asked to stop. You chose not to so we deleted your post count. It got re-instated when it was felt your contributions were actually relevant. It can easily be removed again but then again next time we may just increase your flood control at which point you will only be able to post every xxx* minutes. * - timespan determined by Admin.

wtf is that supposed to mean? 30349[/snapback] Q. Show me examples of me throwing my toys out of the pram? A. wtf is that supposed to mean. 30353[/snapback] Read the quoted section again, dip-shit!

DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead. CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a piss before the film starts. RAPPERS. Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place. DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains. SOLDIERS Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial tomfoolery after a trip to Trueprint. MURDERERS Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again. BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90?, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you. EMPLOYERS Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin. MEN When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife from having to do it. GAMBLERS. For a new gambling opportunity, try sending £50 to yourself by Royal Mail. BANGING two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching. BLIND PEOPLE Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time. ALCOHOL makes an ideal substitute for happiness. DRIVERS. If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way. PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, simply move it all back again. CAR thieves Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat. DEPRESSED people Instead of attempting suicide as a 'cry for help', simply shout 'Help!' thus saving money on paracetamol, etc. MOTORISTS Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea. JEREMY Beadle When selling DVDs on your TV advert, hold the disks in your bigger hand so that they do not appear to be the size of laser disks. SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day. SINGLE men Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside. BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan. ALCOHOLICS don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices. McDONALD'S Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows. And the absolute belter for last WOMEN Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a shit anyway and you could use the saved energy to hoover the house after you've been banged.

wtf is that supposed to mean?

You seem to be making a good stab at it - why you hoying your dummy cos someone's questioning what you say?

Yep, it all adds to the fun! There's plenty of others as well so I'd watch who you upset!

As part of the team who run this place, I think he's totally entitled to review and pass comment on your posts. You have a problem with it, you could always cut back on what you're posting.... tbh

SOCKS Proxy is screwed today.... Although I have not been signing into MSN this week due to the work I have on...

It was funny to see Ian Wright sat there totally seething but it was so unprofessional for a pundit wasn't it. 30092[/snapback] It's to be expected of him though... Anyone remember when we played Argentina in the WC back in '98? Lineker, Hansen & Wright were all stood in the stands summarising rather than inside a studio. Cue Ian Wright turning round and hurling a shed-load of abuse to the Argie fans below him.... Never again did the summarising take place outside of a studio!

Use IE - it'll work fine!

CDDB (http://www.cddb.com/) is the internet based database which Winamp (and other media players) polls to automatically download the album and track names for the CD you're currently playing. I presume it's suggesting that it can't make contact with the site which may be due to the connection properties setup in Winamp.

I see what you mean now - 'My Music' is ovbiously one of those system folders which behave slightly differently - Fonts is another one. I'm guessing it's gonna require some tweaking to the registry to make your new folder behave in the same way as the old one. I'll have a scout round and see if I can find anything and let you know

It was still a bit late. tbh 28539[/snapback] Wronger than Roger Wrongerson of Wrongsville. 29931[/snapback] Are you? I agree with Alex, was still a bit late......................tbh

If one thing should be learned from tonight's woeful display its that Owen playing up front on his own simply doesn't work.... To me, he never plays better then when alongside a big strong forward who he can feed off! Take note Mr Souness....

Why are they insisting in playing an attacking minded midfielder (Beckham) in a defensive, holding role? If they're adamant they want to use that role, then surely they should be looking to use someone more suited to it - Scott Parker for instance... All this 'Beckham, Lampard & Gerrard have to play because they're all world class and our formation should change to accomodate them' is complete bollocks IMO. We should use a formation which best suits all 11 players and gives us the best opportunity of winning. If that means leaving one of the 'sacred three' on the bench, then so be it! Fucking hell, they're being treated like prima-donnas - not one of them is, or should even be considered to be bigger than the team! All three were complete gash IMO tonight! And Rooney?? Petulent little toss-pot, I'm suprised he wasn't booked a second time for dissent the way he was going on!

You should be able to create a shortlink to the Folder in your start menu. Right-click the Start button and select Explore. This should open explorer at: C:\Documents and Settings\<your username>\start menu\ Where you should see a list of folders in your start menu ('Programs' being one of them). Copy a shortcut to your Music folder to this same directory and hey-presto, you should be able to access it from your start menu.

Enough of the Swede - bring back the Turnip! "Do I not like Orange......." On a serious note, woeful performance by all - Players and Manager/Coaching Team alike. What did Beckham say? The lads are disappointed?? Disappointed?? It's the fans who are disappointed, the players should be fucking ashamed of that performance!!

Some new ones.....