Chaser

She's just a slightly older version of the first. Guaranteed she's got bigger tits too.

In more interested in the agent front left! Like Gloom, I have a bit of a negative feeling about this. I dont know his work, but given he already played for his boyhood club which turned out only to be AC, he gets a forced move to come to us. Saying that, I felt the same way when I saw Botman signing on and he's been outstanding so hopefully it's a good that they have low expectations to begin with and then suddenly find themselves immersed in it.

Was hopeful of this deal, gutted if the scousers manage to get it done.

My guess is Arteta will get a decent tune out of him as he seems to have done well with the likes of Odegaard, Zinchenko and Holding. Havertz looked really good when he first came over, then just got worse.

Arsenal are going for the 10/10 window at the moment. Doing some really good business.

Who doesn't like Willy?

My mate compares Maddison to David Bentley. He went to Spurs and flopped too

It's what you go on if you're a mackem interfering with seagulls. Or your sista

If he's had a knee injury then you'd be hoping our medical team would be looking at everything to make sure he's not someone we are going to need to wrap in cotton wool or who is finished as an elite player.

NEXT!

Waste of a decent player.

So does that make him a 6 or an 8 then?

I've seen nowt of him. Is he Bruno MkII or Willock MkII?

Fucking idiots. Unfortunately we will never get rid of the neanderthals, they're just thick cunts.

Probably doesn't need to move house. They're a better prospect than they were 12 months ago.

You can guarantee where there's conversation about AG, LTA is never far away with his faint praise of his talents.

I was still hoping that we would get to see the best of Maxi, sorting his injury/personal problems out and being a threat for us either starting or off the bench. Be sad to see him go as he was the shining light in those dark Bruce days. Unplayable on his best days, unrecognisable on his worst. He'll have a cemented place in our history just as some of his compatriots have done over the years.

Eddie, Arteta, De Zerbi, Thomas Frank, Emery. All of those for me should rank higher than Pep for PL manager of the year. They've all performed above expectation.

Are Everton worming their way out of this? Keeping fingers crossed for a Bournemouth equaliser

Longy and BDB should be annoyed at their omission. So many players there who have hardly played or are in bang average form.

Unless Pope is looking at treatment for something in pre season that makes no sense. Nice to see Maguire and Henderson haven't been put out to pasture yet

Carragher choking on his congratulations

If the Scouse Nana scores, how many Everton fans will cheer his goal?

This reminds me of a game where we were in Leicesters position with Rafa. We did nothing but camp in our half for the entire game. Might have been City?

So frustrating this. Absolutely dominating but just lacking quality finishing.