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Maybe put your knob away?

It's very good though

I'm surprised you all think like this to be honest. It's no different to people who buy any other investment that gives them pleasure. Like a cellar full of wine you'll probably never drink. Or paintings that live in vaults. Many of the fine electric guitars from the 50s and 60s are now "too" valuable to play and many just get put into glass cases in Hard Rock Cafes and rich Japanese businessmens' apartments. I don't share the enthusiasm for these toys but I can imagine if they make you happy you could get into spending your money on them.

....and some people wouldn't pay £500 a year to watch 22 blokes running around after a ball on a field.

Thanks..... 85841[/snapback] Do YOU think we have a chance of winning the cup? 85844[/snapback] Yes. We're still in it so we have a chance. It's ludicrously slim, but it's there. Emre and Parker are back....Owen could be ready towards the latter stages, Shearer's last chance etc etc. Seeing as how all any of us non players can ever do is hope and considering how superstitious some people are, I wondered if we all collectively REALLY HOPED...it might just happen. I know it's a shit thread, but it's Sunday night and I'm abusing the internet

Thanks.....

Damn

Maybe if we all REALLY hope it will happen.....it will happen!

DO U HV A JAW-D GRANNY? WUD MKE FINGS E-Z-R...

Because he's a useless waste of the club's money? Pretty much what I expect from the shithead manager, as it's all he's done since he walked through the door. 85693[/snapback] He is absolutely shite, agreed..... But this club wanted to buy him before they made Graeme Souness manager! 85705[/snapback] Yep! Him and Bobo Balde.

Her face last night.. Classic tv. 85626[/snapback] It was a picture!

Nice grammar!

I feel kinda dirty.....so cheap....no more tacky telly until the summer..... *cries*

FACT 85152[/snapback] He could go whoring with Freddie and Dougie. He would be a perfect match, we could get ourselves in the papers every day instead of every other! 85233[/snapback] There's a thought....

Russian money laundering tbh

"No easy games at this level" etc

Dream draw! Could have been MUCH worse....

FACT

IIRC Lazio hadn't won anything for a while....at least not the league which certainly has parallels with our "sleeping giant". The PR from having someone of Ericsson's calibre plus the players he could both attract and persuade to stay would be far superior to many candidates in the frame currently. On the other hand, he'd cost the earth and we could easily end up paying huge wages to journeymen footballers and STILL winning fuck all. *carries on sitting on comfy fence*

Up early too eh!?

Too much to dream for....he'll bring Beckham you know!

He HAS got a nice arse

Surely the soopafan dolescum would have been at the tattooists? 84693[/snapback]

I bet they didn't need to pay him £3m to leave though

Exactly....I was as pleased as anyone when he signed, (well, maybe not as pleased as the soopafan doleys and chavs who turned up when he signed ) but I did think at the time that Shearer had managed to persuade him that he had a long term future here. Nobody (except LM ) could have imagined how unlucky we'd be with injuries or how bad we'd be playing generally, but if he goes I think we'll be in deeper shit than if we HADN'T signed him at all. I can't see Liverpool buying him back for £17m so we then will have made a considerable loss and as I said, we'll then be looking for a complete strikeforce AND a manager. Of course he hasn't left yet, but I'll be staggered if we manage to keep him.