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Not at all sad little man.

Happy birthday, Alex. You've had some luck go with you and your team very renently for a change so no need for me to expand on this. HWHM; Still driving tanks are you? Happy birthday as well champ.

How regretful. Tried to watch a bit on Startv. Gradually lost interest over a period of time if you know what I mean.

Nothing racist. All about social integration, and yes I do refer to Muslims. Australia are going to accept 12,000 refugees, genuine refugees who have been persecuted, not the economic type. The irony of Germany (of all countries) doing what they have done, there's no turning back now. Saddam and most recently ISIS's predictions have come to fruition. The theatre of war has now expanded.

Bah, cricket is the summer game over here.

4 times a week.

Silly Irish cunt.

Don't start mate.

I have great sex. You don't. Pasty face little pom cunt.

Ummm. No. My belief is you need to have consential sex with a female to have respect with those that have experienced it, That is sex agreeable between you and the person you aim to copulate with. To be honest with you I've always thought of you as a dweeb. I don't believe the girls you pull are of note. Seriously who would want to bone you? But at least you have hygiene standards that gives you a chance. Thta's more than some of my work peers.

No. Not against a low ender like you.

And here's the little no. irish cunt. After the fact. As usual. Little to say, but happy to back the idiot. I love it.

You are a funny boy; I've shown more football knowledge over the years than you ever will. Is football even your first sport of choice?

I think you need to stop talking about football in general tbf. And I'm trying to be kind.

See, idiot, heroin users don't say I was a heroin addict. They say I am a reforming heroin addict regardless of their current situation, but they are and always will be an addict. It is just the way it is. The same can be said about you too. You are and always will be a telephonist. A telemarketer. A germ you'd always say fuck off to if they got through to past your gatekeeper. Never forget that. Never forget.

So you were a telephonist. Yeah? You denied it at first. Tanks are cool. So are long range bombers. OK? Or don't you agree....

Googled it I'm sure. I'm not drunk, I'm saving myself for tomorrow to tell you the truth with potential business partners. But be careful little man. I'm watching.

TBF, driving tanks would be awesome.

So you were a telephonist then. I was right.

Did you not talk to customers/clients for a living on the phone?

As do the telephonists. Minor part of the world. Very minor. Most of them are in India. But you are a part of it. So be grateful.

This is excellent news. I will frequent this forum more often now. I was sick of reading the fantasy football shite some were coming up with. The old rubbish have gone, by and large. We can look forward to something different. Whether you like him or not Steve McLaren will provide that. Sounds like he has been given the go ahead to start from scratch. This is his forte.

Richie Benaud's wife has asked for a quiet funeral; He was offered a state funeral by Premier and PM. My summers as a child, to an adolescent, growing to full muturity, had always involved Richie. Gone but never to be forgotten.

Agreed. It was a bit of a fizzer from a neutrals stand point but that's cricket sometimes. To be fair to the Kiwis they played their final against the South Africans, that would have taken a lot out of them mentally whereas Australia built themselves up and peaked in the final. I personally never gave the Kiwis a chance before the tournament started but the performances they strung together were class. They are a very good team. But a fitting end for an Australian side who had been a rabble not too long ago and the perfect farewell for a captain who has served and seen out the bad times this team has had to go through over the years and come out the other side with the Cup. So all that's left is to retain the Ashes now. I really hope England can at least be competitive although there isn't much time to regroup.