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Only the entire planet! He's shit though. Even if you don't get his jokes you've got to commend him on going out there and performing a different show every night

Park looks like he's about to go all Bruce Lee on some poor fucker.

City Hall? I'm going. Aye. You going to the Friday show?

tbh

I dislike Evans. He reminds me of a hyperactive child and I fucking hate kids I'm going to see Coogan later this year. I can't wait

Has nee fucker put me down as the petulant, smart arse teenager?

The Baines thing was made worse by the fact he still wouldn't admit he was wrong after the deal was fucking announced And he still owes me about £50 after that That's not how he remembers it tbf. He was recently seen to recall how it was an example of a gracious climb-down on his part. Top stuff. It must be another case of the Mods changing peoples posts ala Leazes. Anyway fuck the "gracious climb-down", where's my money Stevie?

The Baines thing was made worse by the fact he still wouldn't admit he was wrong after the deal was fucking announced And he still owes me about £50 after that

Even I can't string Stevie up for this There was substance behind the story and he's apologised for getting it wrong.

It is a disappointment but why dwell on it? Anyone who has realistic expectations should've known there was a fair chance we'd be usurped at the last by a side in London or with European football or both. It's not the fault of the board or Wise and co. for us not getting him, in fact they should commended for setting their sights that high.

I'm feeling confident about this one, so we'll probably lose in an embarrasing manner

24 carat Gold

Christ on a fucking bicycle Get a grip, knobhead. knobhead? im getting slagged of by someone younger than my son here ? or just someone with half a brain ? You're acting like a prat. There was always a fair chance that he'd not come here and we were just being used to drive up the price. In the end it looks like we made an bloody good offer but Spuds were willing to throw a couple of million more at him and thus got him. Lets just move on, there are plenty more players out there who will drag our side up to the next level - Arshavin being one. acting like a prat ? hold on a second , didnt you just throw an insult that id expect from a child ? we were pinching pennies , sounds like they beat us by a couple of mill and the deal was pushed through . you come off like a right idiot You were the one bleating like a bairn. Unless you expect us to go on a Chelsea style spending spree where money is no object then there are gonna be days we lose out to other teams. It's not that mind blowing. The fact we've made an attempt to get him shows the ambition of the club and at the minute that's enough for me. It was always massively unlikely he'd come here so why get annoyed about it?

Christ on a fucking bicycle Get a grip, knobhead. knobhead? im getting slagged of by someone younger than my son here ? or just someone with half a brain ? You're acting like a prat. There was always a fair chance that he'd not come here and we were just being used to drive up the price. In the end it looks like we made an bloody good offer but Spuds were willing to throw a couple of million more at him and thus got him. Lets just move on, there are plenty more players out there who will drag our side up to the next level - Arshavin being one.

Christ on a fucking bicycle Get a grip, knobhead.

As I said on N-O, there's nee point in dwelling on it. It was pie in the sky stuff anyway and at least it shows the ambition of the current board to go out and get the best players, not just the biggest names. Plus we get to rib Stevie again for his shit predictions

Stevie obviously doesn't "understand" Skunkers It's less a football board and more just a place for personal abuse, porn and Mackem baiting

It's got to be cack, hasn't it?

It's going to be a silly Summer for the rags, isn't it?

I've did literally everything. One of my mates is a bit of a whizz with Computers and he's stumped. It is an Advent and i've heard of numerous problems regarding the fittings on hardware etc so it may be a bit more than justa dodgy setting.

I've looked all over and no changing of the settings alters it.

Cheers for your suggestions Pud. Unofunately i'm using Vista which seems have replaced Accessability Options with something else. I've looked on the Ease of Access menu but that doesn't seem to have any of the options. Any idea how to get onto Accessability Options on Vista if it still exists?

Reet, out of all the letter keys U, I, O, P, K, L and M are not working at all. J brings up X rather than a J. The rest are fine so it seems to just be those that are designated a number when Num Lock is turned on. I've tinkered with that but it doesn't make a difference. I also get the feeling some of the fuction keys are mixed up but i'm not sure.

My laptop has just went mental and the key configuration has completely changed. I get the feeling i've hit a couple of keys at the same time and turned on some bizzare key combination. Some of them work but with different letters, some work with different symbols and some don't work at all. Does anyone know what i've done and how to fix it? I'd usually post this in the techy help forum but i've got an essay on there which I saved but I can't get access to. Muggins here thought turning it off may solve the issue and now i'm locked out of my 'pewta Oh, and I need to have it done for the'morra. Many thanks in advance

I'm sharp learning Croatian because of this rumour