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Done a stretch a while back for topping a mackem, he's hated them ever since. Magma was giving it the full Ray Winston there. I thought he was going to crack open the toys and head off down to Roker for some alternative dispute resolution. Normally he just puts them in their place with his trademark brand of well observed, erudite polemics. Like "Noob". He's shaking with rage, so much so that he can't even reel off 5 facts about himself He should have just walked away and counted to five facts about himself but he just went completely ethnic there. Haven't heard that in months

Sir Les talking quite intelligently about the whole thing on Setanta now while the presenter patronises our arses off.

Done a stretch a while back for topping a mackem, he's hated them ever since. Magma was giving it the full Ray Winston there. I thought he was going to crack open the toys and head off down to Roker for some alternative dispute resolution. Normally he just puts them in their place with his trademark brand of well observed, erudite polemics. Like "Noob". He's shaking with rage, so much so that he can't even reel off 5 facts about himself

New Futureheads album. First impressions are very good.

Nothing is going to happen. It's all press bollocks.

"The UEFA Fair Play competition for the 2007/08 season began on 1 May 2007 and finished on 30 April 2008." http://www.uefa.com/competitions/uefacup/n...sid=693443.html So aye, April.

Qualification for the fairplay league ends in April, so we couldn't you James Blunt loving knobber.

I'll get the Munsters. Now fuck off.

Well, that's stumped me. Your patter is immense

Shit hole? I've been unfortunate enough to wander down through the Bridges and I can tell you now it's nee Eldon Square

Eh? Fancy constructing a coherent excuse to the above question or are you just going to continue acting like a flid?

Serious question. How long do you think Keane will trot out the old "I've made mistakes but i've learned from them" excuse before he finally stops playing 451?

I love the fact Keane has spent £40 million and finished behind a fucking awful Newcastle side, yet he's still getting handjobs off the likes of those inbread twats

Even if all this shite is true am I the only person who thinks that it's no big deal that Keegan and Ashley don't speak often? I could understand if he was more hands on but Mort is the chairman. I doubt Fergie is constantly in Glazers ear or Grant in Abramovichs.

Good ol' days

Keano's dog obviously got excited and now the caps lock key is stuck What baffles me is why on earth he wrote 'hate' in small case letters?

Got to love the liberal use of CAPITALS

Ashton? If he could keep injury free then IMO he could do a good job. FUCK OFF

Shame. He'd just started scoring.

Tough shit ratboy.... "I'm not facking 'aapy Kev, i'm not!"

You talk about billionaire owners as if they were something brought by the FA in for the good of the game. yeah pin that one on me ! i dont think im the only person out there that has come to the realisation that you need serious funding to compete in this league now . blame the glazers and roman , not me ! id prefer a cap on transfer spending for all teams tbh . I'm not blaming you, your tone was just weird. A cap on transfer fees wouldn't work unless it was something astronomical such as £50 million, a cap on wages would be more effective.

You talk about billionaire owners as if they were something brought by the FA in for the good of the game.

He's kicking up a fuss about going according to Anal. Misses Tyneside apparently.