Ketsbaia

Fuck it, i'm in.

All joking aside, it's refreshing to see us actually doing some scouting on this sort of level for once.

I'd love to see him get at least one England cap. He's head and shoulders above some of the 'solutions' to the GK problem.

No chance. Aren't Man United apparently sniffing around?

Get the fuck in

Maybe the 'transfer policy' he has adopted in the two transfer windows is down to the £100 million of debt he's had to pay off to stop the club from folding because of your good mate Freddy

A Jet pilot. Kind of fell on it's arse when I realised that planes crash and i'd have to bomb people.

I dunno like, we'd be in even deeper poo if he wasn't in form! Nee idea what point I was trying to make last night. Blame the lager.

I'm utterly, utterly bemused by that penalty, like. I was daft enough to get up to watch the qualifying live and every car on the track at the time impeded those two, Massa probably being the worst placed out of the lot. Not denying the McLaren's got in the way but they weren't the only ones. The FIA setting themselves up for another joke season perhaps?

Unfortunate that he hits form for us when we're at the arse end of the league. Poo.

Why do I detect more bullshit from the Sunday rags who don't have a 'Newcastle lose AGAIN' story to shift papers?

Fop in another uneducated post shocker. Of course, he wouldn't have had to stoop to that level if he'd watched the GP at the weekend. So in 2009 we're going to have boost buttons, BBC, no TC, slicks and new aerodynamic packages? Sounds good

Had a bit of the Steven Taylor's about him last night but i'd still prefer him at the back to anyone else at the club

Weshy's finest

1-0 to Brum

Same here, one for the missus and one for myself. You going to the Friday or the Saturday show?

Fuck that

Great drive by Hamilton, probably the only person racing who didn't drop a bollock. The lack of TC looks like it's going to make things much, much more exciting.

McCanns - too posh Matthews' - too common Howay, make yer minds up. Apparently the fella's house they found her in was a 'fringe member of her family'

Found alive hiding under her grandparents bed

Going to see a turn at the Saltwell club tonight, then F1 qualifying, then work tomorrow, then the race, then work again, then a night out with the lads from work.

'Piqued' ffs.

Funnily enough our current plight has peaked my interest. For once we have something to play for rather than sitting in midtable 'preparing' for next season.

Slow and no end product. In the centre we may get something out of him but I can't see Keegan moving him any time soon. Sell, sell, sell!

Still got it. M reg Micra, 1.3 and can leave most cars behind at traffic lights for about 5 seconds. There's a set of lights near mine which has two lanes but it quickly merges into one. Some charvas pulled up in the right hand lane when I was in the left, music blasting, entire body kit and an engine louder than a Spinal Tap gig. Now, I don't usually 'drag' people as it's stupid as ferk but these twats were asking for it and the look on their face when I darted out in front on them was priceless They flashed me a few times and didn't look owa pleased in my rear view mirror but thankfully no Pud-esque chase ensued.