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Laz? Seen the best and worst of these two teams tonight. Some good periods of football but it's been played by a bunch of whinging, diving, prima donnas.

Bloody killer police cars

Christ on a fucking bike. Luke, calm down. If Brock was Bernard Manning then I could understand you tutting and rolling your eyes but he's not. I don't for one minute think he tells the jokes because he's racist. To me it's purely ironic. While I didn't find the jokes funny (I more into nonce jokes, mesel') I don't think they're anything to get all annoyed about. And i'm one of the biggest liberals on this forum. I'd let all the wogs and Pakis in...

I can remember it being mentioned he was only here for a year at the time he was appointed.

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There was talk on the radio last night of us being able to sack him but being able to keep his registration, meaning that he'd either have to buy it out himself or any other club that wanted him would have to buy it, allowing us to recoup some of the cash.

Are you some kind of fucking masochist? I mean, to revive this thread, but I can see how it would refer to the concert too. Such bland music, all of it. Are you taking your mother with you? OWNED Patrolkes taste in music > Yours

Are you some kind of fucking masochist? I mean, to revive this thread, but I can see how it would refer to the concert too. Such bland music, all of it. Are you taking your mother with you? Kid Rock and bland in a sentence. Christ, for somebody so opinionated, you do talk some shit. Have you actually sat and listened to his music before, or did you hear American Bad Ass and your mind was made up? Just because he swears does not make him good, daft lad.

I bet you're nursing a semi, Thompers.

Stalis, leaving from Manc land on 6th of June. Only £295. 7 days of dicking around in the Sun

If only i'd found this earlier

He's barely even shown glimpses of it. Much better getting him off the wage bill and cutting our losses.

haha, which one , or all of them. Check out Sarah McLachlan, Building a mystery, I posted this a few weeks ago. BTW, I can't stand Pink Floyd The Who, although I am partial to the occasional bit of Tull or Cream As for your last comment, it's typical Leazes Explain !!! Just when I think you're turning the corner and becoming likeable you say something daft

haha, which one , or all of them. Check out Sarah McLachlan, Building a mystery, I posted this a few weeks ago. BTW, I can't stand Pink Floyd The Who, although I am partial to the occasional bit of Tull or Cream As for your last comment, it's typical Leazes

Floyd - The Wall Outstanding EDIT - Fuck me! I actually agree with Leazes on something.

2J is working on it

Friday - "Newsday" at Uni (we make an actual 'paper basically). Evening will be a take away and a few bevvies... Saturday - Mates wedding. I'm one of the best men. Going to get mullered on the evening Sunday - Wor lass doing the race for life and we're off to book a holiday. Henmania!

Man with no neck

Christ, i'd love Arshavin here. He was anonymous in the first half but his second half performance made up for it. Totally dictated the play.

Us and Spuds in for Zarate according to someone who probably isn't ITK

Didn't have much of a choice considering the lack of quality on the bench. We were playing for nowt. It didn't really matter.

Can't imagine Keegan playing one or both of them if that was the case, like.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/39528/Walter-wants-Gomis What;'s happened in 6 weeks to double his value? Bit like the Boumsong situation only this way we cut out the middle man. A million more than Modric for someone almost exactly the same age, who's played 3/4 as many club games and no internationals compared to 24 games and starting to run the show for Croatia. We're being mugged, but if we're going to bring anyone in maybe we have to accept that. I just wonder how he'd fit into the team. Who's place is he taking? I imagine it's a little harder to get into the French side Nicos. Bollocks. They're giving caps away

That's still £3 million in total for a shit player. Get rid.

The way Owen talks about the whole thing makes it sound as if he's going to be here next year