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Dean Saunders?

Worral-Thompson?

Got told a story about him jumping in a taxi, proceeding to sit with a face like a smacked arse until he reaches his destination. He opens his wallet which is overflowing with £20 notes then works out the exact change, before twocking the taxi drivers Ronny Gill

Garden gate has been blown off. Went out and tried to prop it back up, the wind caught it and nearly fucking blew me over

Jamie Oliver?

Why close it? That sounds fucking belter! As I type a huge bit of plastic shrink wrap from the building site over the road has just took off and flew over the houses and a ridiculous speed. Also looks like a couple of trees across the way have been snapped in half too. The back gate has somehow came open. May need to brave the wind and travel out to close it

Manbearpig!!!!

My rants were coherent? I was fucking stotting

The next in the long line of female solo artists who are never off Radio 1, I take it. She's ugly as a fuck and that song is massively irritating. Anyone who likes it needs a shoeing

Concurage. Both brilliant defenders. Yes, Woody may have lost a yard of pace but he's the most professional CB I have seen at Newcastle in a long time. The type of player that could allow Taylor to excel IMO.

1. Is delighted my NUFC home shirt 95-97 arrived today and it fits fucking perfectly 2. Is considering buying a new base unit for his computer 3. May ask someone on here if they've seen any belting deals for computer base units 4. Should be revising for a fairly important exam tomorrow 5. Is annoyed his car still hasn't arrived back from the garage

He banned? Christ on a bike, that's a bit OTT I know he's got form but that's just ridiculous.

9th/10th the best we can do.

I got one last year for £5. Didn't fit so sent it over to my cousins in Ireland. A fiver? I feel like i've been robbed There was another one I bid for at just under a tenner, but it was an XL so there was no way i'd fit into that

I decided to buy this after consume a lot of drink on the night of the Stoke match. It slipped my mind until I got an e-mail today saying i'd won! £21, a bargain for the best shirt we've ever worn.

Makes me laugh that the media are now backlashing against a frenzy that they started originally Unfortunately, it'll have everyone with a lower than average IQ (Your Sun and NOTW readers, basically) nodding sagely, before flicking to the back pages to have read our match report, Owen's column on Keegan and the inevitable list of people we're linked with.

Not taking his medication, by the sounds of it

Fuck off, or i'll tell Toontoon you've twocked his avatar

Christ, he actually sounds as if he wants to sign a new contract and slog it out If Keegan can get Owen to stay it'll be a monumental feat. It pains me that there is so much skepticism around Owen, both from the media and the fans. There seems to be a reluctance to chant his name if he scores, or praise him. He can get so much better and under Keegan he probably will. He might even begin to justify that price tag.

Does the stadium answer many calls? Never used to be off the fucking phone. Does most of its business via e-mail now, like.

Ashton's shit, as is Defoe. I'd be straight on the phone to WHL, offering them Martins and a couple of million in return for Berbatov. I'd have Bentley away from Blackburn like a shot and Gabby Agbonlahor.

I love your honesty

Masterstroke

Here, here. Ashley may have a slightly unorthodox way of going about his business, but he's impressed me so far. I seriously believe he's loving life at the club and this is more than just another investment for him. In Mort we've got a media savvy, intelligent chairman who is so different to Fat Fred it's unbelievable. It may not come together straight away, but it's an exciting time to be a Newcastle fan, that's for sure

Change mine to Ketsbaia please you fantastic Admin folk