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Is RobW standing outside the gates wailing 'Dianaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!' again?

The BBC text commentary is usually massively more interesting than what they're commentating on

Very similar to me although I was up shouting "We have to sign anybody but that fucker!" at SSN. Intrestingly enough, .COM are reporting that Mort has been spotted at Teesside Airport

I telt yers

Christ, I wish the Beeb wouldn't do stuff like this. Against all my better judgement i'm getting my hopes up

I am win

Fake. All the stuff is out of stock.

Tight bastard, a bottle of Cristal costs about double that, if he had any style he would have been drinking that! Saying that Mark and his mates were probably on Kaliber so they saved him a packet. The Ronny Gill has the black bloke down as his "minder", bit racialist if you ask me. They were drinking Cristal, fucking vile apparently

Like I said, I've got no reason not to believe him as he did sound as excited as i'd expect someone to be who has just met the Billionaire owner of the football club he supports.

I'm just the messenger but I doubt he'd chat shite about this. Even though he was pissed as a fart his story didn't seem too far fetched. He did mention something about getting his photo taken with Mort, so he may post that bassa up somewhere.

Managed to get a bit more info off him last night because the bassa rang me again at 3 in the morning They managed to get into the VIP section where Ashley and Mort were hanging around because the bouncer was Jonny off Big Brother () and he knew a lass that Mark knew. -Ashley still had his Smith top on, he was asked if he liked him. As if it wasn't obvious, he does. -Chris Mort loves Nicky Butt. -The big, black lad who's always hanging around with him at the match wearing a Newcastle top is apparently called Ian and is his bodyguard. Offered to get them in the VIP whenever they wanted. -When asked if we were signing Riquelme they just laughed. -He spent £320 on drinks for Mark and his mates. -Went on about how the Newcastle fans are the most passionate he's seen and he knows how much the club means to them. Barring that it basically just sounded like Mark just had his arm round him going "I love you! *hic* You're my best mate!" I think the most interesting thing to come out of this is the fact Ashley and Mort were in Blu Bamboo!

Mark who posts on here, and on N-O as Andy Hunter Also apparently asked Mort about signing a midfielder and he said "It's up to Sam"

Apparently he's just bumped into Chris Mort and Mike Ashley in Blu Bamboo of all places All I could get out of him is that Beye and Faye are signing tomorrow and Ashley is 'sound as fuck'

What are you doing to those poor cats, Cath?

N'Zogbia's been something else at left back so if we don't get a creative midfielder in i'd love to see him in that role.

Steady but unspectacular by the sound of the commentary, not match fit by the sound of it. Fair enough. I fancy him on the back of my shirt but I want to make sure he's not another Marcelino before I spend my money

I want Sam to do what is best for the team and not for the individuals. Taylor should have to work for his place like anyone else and not have it handed to him on a plate just because he's a local lad.

How'd Enrique do?

Almost, he was playing for Levante. Can you imagine their left side last season? Harte and Robert Can't Defend, Won't Defend

It gets better. They've just announced the signing of... Ian friggin' Harte Christ has jumped off his push bike, traded it in a bought a motorcycle

Sky Sports were saying it was a normal challenge and were confused as to how he got injured.

Radio Leicester apparently reporting that he had to be given mouth to mouth in the dressing room. When the paramedics arrived they had to use a defibrillator.

Aye, sounds more like the Puerta incident rather than him just fainting

Christ, lets hope he's okay

Last year? No, he was very good for Pompy. The year before and you may have a point