Ketsbaia

How can anyone not trust that face.

An obscene amount for a mediocre player. If it goes through Wist 'Am have been robbed blind.

How long before Freddy gives us a "You can only say good things about someone when they're gone. Luque's gone. Good!"?

An filty rich company who's looking to invest in a football club then sell after seven years? Over here, boys!

I must say I was quite gutted when I opened this thread and found out we weren't taking the piss out of Vic again. Shit stabber? Fucking hell even your homophobic references are atrocious. It's poo poker! Or you might like to try: Dick smoker pillow biter shirt lifter lover of man meat even! Cackybasher is the best

Jamie T - Panic Prevention

I sincerely hope she was watching for that! It was a cracking comment I don't want to halt the TG love in here because I watch the show and enjoy it on the whole, but Jeremy Clarkson saying that was funny only because it allowed me to laugh at him rather than with him. This is the man who (as far as I recall) has never worked with a non-white presenter and has never had a non-white guest. In fact, the only foreigner I've seen on the show was described only as "an illegal immigrant" and was part of a challenge to fill the back of a van as quickly as possible. He also said at a motor show that... Also... He's obviously never watched an episode of Big Brother and if he had his viewers would be disgusted, he's commenting on stuff he knows fuck all about. Still, no change there. But it's worse this time as his ill thought out slating reflects perfectly both his own appearance and character. Two words: Sanjeev Bhaskar. Shove yer argument up yer arse

Thanks for the heads up. Just got it. Only two tracks in but sounding pretty f'n good so far The only problem I have is that the track 'Neon Bible' is a bitter filler-ish. Doesn't really seem much point to it. Apart from that it's certainly up there with Funeral, it's not better but it's close.

Klaxons - Myths Of The Near Future

The owner of the car has blamed him for using the breaks when the blow out happened, obviously an instinstive reaction but maybe wouldn't have happened had he had more training. a trained driver would instictively not apply the brakes in a blow out Hammond couldn't see the tyre's from where he was sitting. When you're travelling at 300+mph and see a black flash flying up and over your shoulder you're going to panic. He may have thought he hit something hence the reason for pushing the breaks. Even so, the car would still be veering to the right at an incredible speed and the accident would still have happened.

Arcade Fire - Neon Bible Yes I have it! So far, oh so very, very, very good. If anyone else wants to have a listen it's on Albumbase.

Haven't had the chance to listen to it yet, what's it like, what's poor about it? The songs. Seriously though, I just didn't find anything interesting in the songs at all. They all just seemed like far poorer versions of what was on Silent Alarm (which I enjoyed). I was utterly bored by it and couldn't wait for it to be finished. I've only listened to it once but I have no desire to give it another go (I will give it another chance or two like, just to be fair!). I was unimpressed when I first heard it but it's a grower after two or three listens.

Once you learn what each paper is about and their political views they become more comedic than anything else. I never take what I read too seriously. It's easy to blame the newspapers but they're offering a service. In the days of Rothermere, Beaverbrook et al it was true to say that the owners beliefs dictated what went on the page and what went in the bin but now, due to the fact there are so many other ways of obtaining news, the general public call the shots. The newspapers make much more money through advertising than they do selling copies but to attract the attention of the advertisers first they've got to attract the attention of the reader.

They got more grief off Davina McCall than Goody did due to the fact they share the same publicist.

you fucking would be if I ever saw anyone wearing that shite Set one of your 'robots' on 'iz like? millions of nanobots. Liquidise you from the inside out. Even that would be too kind tbh. Erm, aye What have you got against a red/blue combination anyway? It's suits Optimus Prime. fair point. In the case of a football shirt, I'll put it down to irrational hatred. It's just not right. I can't explain why, but in my heart of hearts, the very concept screams WRONG Well then you're a numpty.

Amen Oh, and can we maintain a 60-40 black-to-white ratio. These kits with tonnes of black or white just look vile. Agreed - there is far too much white on the current kit. Preferred it when it was an even split like in the grandad collar days...... Can I also say that I want a proper flicky-uppy collar, none of this twatty v-neck shite. I felt fucking short changed after our last kit and it's tiny collar.

you fucking would be if I ever saw anyone wearing that shite Set one of your 'robots' on 'iz like? millions of nanobots. Liquidise you from the inside out. Even that would be too kind tbh. Erm, aye What have you got against a red/blue combination anyway? It's suits Optimus Prime.

you fucking would be if I ever saw anyone wearing that shite Set one of your 'robots' on 'iz like?

Amen Oh, and can we maintain a 60-40 black-to-white ratio. These kits with tonnes of black or white just look vile.

Thick stripes, blue trim, red letters. Fucking sorted.

Fat stripes, proper sponsor logo/stripes on arms (None of this iron on shite). I'd love to go back to the black, white and blue combination. Failing that black, white and red.

Cath should drag you down the Tree one time and she'll really show you how to par-tay

Been leaked like? I have 55 copies sat upstairs in the shop. and the new Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, which isn't too hot. You been on the twock at HMV, like?

You should have asked my dad There was bother outside the Tree early on actually. Sounds like mebbes it was the same scallies cos there were police all over the place. They must have just migrated down to Chevs. I was down the Tree until about half 8ish and I didn't see any bother, like. The owner really missed a trick with this tickets only thing. I know they usually do it every year but he got 400 printed then decided to only sell 200 of them. I heard it was dead pretty much all night? It wasn't dead but it was nowhere near as heaving as it normally would be of a new year. Canny night actually with me fatha and some mates. You were probably there when we got in actually. He would have been the emo slitting his wrists in the corner next to the toilets. Piss off, I was buzzin that night. Proper off me rocker

I was a bit peeved but my lass loved it She'd been out with her mates having a drink and I was out with mine so we were both mullered. Went back to my house later on and went straight upstairs. When i've had a drink I take my bloody time to shoot me load anyway but mix a large amount of alcohol with the Performa condoms that I inadvertantly picked up when I was looking for the Sensations and it was going to be a very long night In the end she got too tired so we went to kip and she wanked me off in the morning. Top draw.