Ketsbaia

I've just cacked me pants

It's like something off Brass Eye

That needs bring back, like Jimbo.

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You and yer pictures of Djibril

You know what they say about men with big hands.......... ...............big gloves. Definetly the longest in the shower...... That's 'cause he's got more to wash....with his big cock and that.

We were so naive

New Order - 1963

Shorty, now there's a name I wish I could forget about 50 'kin Cent!

I have no idea where or what Wiggle is ???? Maybe his mate was just trying to get him in the sack. "You fancy a wiggle on Sarraday night, pet?"

show ??? No. I value my bollocks and if wor lass thinks i've been flashing her photo about on t'internet to people who I barely know she'll cut the twats off. Alternatively, it's on my MySpace profile so if you have a hunt on the forums for that you'll find it. So its on the internet anyway Yes, but only people I know have my MySpace address. if I went posting links on forums with people like Gemmill hanging about I might aswell be signing my own death warrant.

With those arms? Forget nout you like. I posted that 2 years ago. I'm your mate and even I haven't forgotten it

Hint of lavender? Not openly, although it wouldn't suprise me.

show ??? No. I value my bollocks and if wor lass thinks i've been flashing her photo about on t'internet to people who I barely know she'll cut the twats off. Alternatively, it's on my MySpace profile so if you have a hunt on the forums for that you'll find it.

Same here. In that colour too, although I wanted the pink one.. I know someone with the pink'un. It's rank. He's a lad aswell.

Me and wor lass, both looking amazingly fit and sexy.

Must be a fucking faff on fitting that twat in yer pocket.

Motorola V3i Does calls, texts, photos, videos...that's about it

'Kin exactly

Big In Japan Just so when someone goes "Who's Big in Japan" I can reply "I'm big in Japan"

You are becoming boring. You are right, there aren't clubs in the whole of Europe who are doing transfers in advance. They all wait for deadline day. Sorry, my mistake. we're talking about before the window starts dumkopf Ok, just one example from the top of my head. Berbatov to Spurs last May, dipshit. Larsson to ManUre?

And made 27? What are you implying, twat

If this isn't the first time then I suppose it's no big deal. This is the first time i've heard of them sitting together though so I just put two and two together.

Just got a text off my match going mate who said he saw SBR and Fat Fred with each other at the game. I can't say for sure whether he's bullshitting or telling the truth but if he's being honest then it fits in very intrestingly with what some one who claims to be 'ITK' (Not Martin Jol) has been telling me. According to said source, we've been trying get Sir Bobby Robson to join us as a DoF since the fall out after the Sheffield United game. He's been umming and ahhing due to his health, history with Fat Fred and his commitment with Ireland but since it looks doubtful they'll qualify he's taken the offer more seriously and is apparently ready to step in next summer if Eire's situation still looks as dire as it is now. Any thoughts or facts to blow this rumour out of the water?

One question for Mr. Akabusi.... http://www.bebo.com/Blog.jsp?MemberId=226221048 Are these true?