The Fish

No, but seriously; What do you think xG is trying to show? Like if you were objectively explaining xG's function, it's intended purpose, what would you say? Because, despite hours and hours, pages and pages, I don't think you know what it is.

Lector? He hardly knew her.

Lol-ed at the gif, not the 'joke'.

No. It'd be really weird if Oliver Holt's mam bought Phil Foden's mam a house.

Round here? Nah, this bubble is impregnable.

He bought his mam a house in my village.

And I was talking about other people on the piss-ups.

Really? Next time I go, I'll wear a Newcastle Shirt to try and lure him out.

Bullshit, I've seen you on Toontastic piss ups.

What odds that we make a bid for Al-Dawsari in January?

Which in itself is incredible

Michael J Fox?

This substitute 'keeper isn't up to much, is he?

keeping him fresh for the tougher games? I dunno, it's all bollocks, isnt' it.

Was this thing created by someone from Canterbury? Also, fucking lol at Reading

God, he's an odd looking bugger, isn't he?

No great shock, really. 90+ minutes of wincing every time anyone goes to tackle Trippier then, I guess.

I stand by it.

When men were men.

200 squad was littered with them. Christian BASS-edas Clarence A-CAN-a Diego GAVI-lan Stephen GLASS Nol-BEER-to SOL-ano

And you've gone down in mine, sir.

Bless him, the bloke was clearly trying to steer the topic towards "Twitter polls are great for creating debate", but Big Ange took his legs out with a "they've have changed their mind".

Every single Saffa I've ever met has been a cunt, or an hilariously entitled Daddy's little princess. Every single one of them. Barely managed to get through the second date with one lass, at the end of the night I called time on the fling, used the "no spark" get out clause and subsequently ghosted her. Weeks of bitchy messages, passive aggressive (and sometimes outright aggressive) texts and one brutal string of expletives left on a voice message. Now, this isn't a "Dave is a PLAYAH", it's more of a "All South African women are fucking crazy."