The Fish

how did you precis that? boy met girl, girl mounted boy, boy and girl found by father, father chases boy, boy and girl run away together? (Disclaimer I've never read a Mills and Boon book... )

Old and hanging about with kids? Just like being back at Uni then. go read a Mills and Boon

I'm cool as fuck me man, I'm (currently) at me mam and dads house and I haven't paid for anything in the last ten days! all I need is a Atari STE in the Garage and I'd be exactly the same as the Fonz...

just curious. Fop, what kind of Dog do you own?

he wouldn't be alone like

well, he's no Mork... but he tries.

Is there anyplace else you can live? Surely wherever you live is "home"... someone took their "ontheball" pills this morning

well.. you occupy the same body... didn't want to say "he"... it's like a symbiote

Big cock though. "above average" isn't it? I thought alex was just calling J69 a big cock... boy was I ever whooshed... unles I'm being double whooshed? also, a couple of things, 1)isn't 69 a slightly puerile suffix? 2) if my adult son filled my garage with his large, power draining toys... I'd hit the fucking roof!

you'll be buying Arcade Machines nect Brockles..

coolest things in the world? Robots, Music, Ninjas, Pirates, Zombies, Sex and Violence (not neccesarily in that order) All in comics. I am having the win-ability

I only wair it for hockey nowadays you bastard. wair? that's not even close?

you're right, that proves my point perfectly.

I'll just get back to Paradise X thanks very much, I'll leave you and Ms Pacman to your love-in

end of the day this is an internet message board.. I don't think anybody can honestly claim Fonz-like coolness I like comics, alex likes gay novels, Meenzer likes Eurovision, Wacky likes SMO, Craig and Gol are the same person and it likes computers far too much to be healthy....Gemmil is an accountant and likes to make smoothies... nobody has a cool hobby. HOWEVER, some people are worse than others for drawing attention to their guilty pleasures. I'm thinking hairband toting, Bowling for Soup fans and straight edge arcade machine buffs.

Well I hope he agrees to that before you do, mind.

thought O'Brien was a left winger. if that's the case I'd play a midfield of Milner Emre Pattison O'Brien or Dyer Emre Pattison Milner ------Luque Martins

and they say the exams are getting easier...

.. that's awful sentence structure mate... wanna have another bash at it? Brock that is

I should fucking cocoa what were you thinking?

... I smell Oscars!

Charvers... shirley! ... and Brock.... what..the FUCK? you utterly retarded moron! a couple of things, firstly, you've done that shirtless deliberately, you're clearly trying to.. erm.. impress (I guess) people with that pastey coat hanger physique of yours... don't fucking deny.. you think girls will think you're a proper stud. and secondly, you're miming along to a song. Scratch that, you're miming badly to a shit song. ... jesus man Brock, are you totally oblivious to the repurcussions that inevitably follow your poindexter videos! (poindexter.. ahhh the nostalgia) you've outdone yourself this time mate, there will be no saving you from the coyotes after that one! might as well have a video of you wearing a hairband and necklace, playing ice hockey against some lass that you want but can't have...shirtless... while singing to Gary Barlow!

saw Luque in the Dugout against Man U and genuinely turned to a mate and asked who was sitting next to Butt. We only got it right when we noticed his number on the jacket...

Lucky you don't need to know what the big words mean too. what can I say?