The Fish

either that of the expanding collection of wrist bands and bracelets he likes to show off

no, I'm feeling happy today give me something "shaggy"

do you reckon he goes to a salon to get it professionally tousled?

Yes. Although I hasten to add that I'm just shaggy, and so it tends to just fall into place. Avril Lavigne look? I assume it was reference to this ^

a lovely pair pocket bullets (is that the phrase?)

cue jokes about the "slot machines." "avoiding bad news on the flop" etc. etc.

I smell Prawn... well it's either that or a rancid twat...

I really think I could.

Crockers of Hungerford, classic genltemen's leather shoes? well I do favour the bespoke footwear, I have to admit.

Bugger all. No plans.

Capitalisation for dramatic effect tbh. I've got no problem with typo-ing or mispellling more obscure words, but... come on. How can you mess up "our", "their" and the like? oh and p.s. 1) I've been bothered by dumbing down all day. From tv shows my sister has watched, to the butchering of the english language on here. 2) I did however enjoy Steve Irwin's thing on itv earlier. 3) I now have zero plans for NYE 4) I'm hungry 5) people bother me

Please, for the love of Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all the orphans, improve your use of the English Language!! I'm not expecting beautifully crafted prose, but at least use simple words at the right time? ffs

... he's still a tit

so we're playing really well, we're on a good run where we only lost to Chelsea (and Bolton, but if he doesn't want to mention it I won't either), but we'll still lose to a misfiring side who struggled against the relegation fodder that is Boro'

I don't think there's owt to gain in selling Emre, eh's a tidy little player and to improve on him would cost us far more than we'd get by selling him. the "long term service" clearly indicates an interest in younger players, so I'm thinking he's talking seriously about Bales and Barnes. I don't know where we'll get the money from (freddy normally steps up at this point) but we have to sign a couple of full backs and a legitmate targetman. Crouch is not a legitmate targetman

you needn't bother with a self timer anyway, it's a digital camera... so just turn it round to face you, take the photo and if you don't like it... delete it. ruddy amateurs!

Stolichnaya tbh

Fidel Castro gotta be on his last legs. him and Norman Wisdom...

got a family meal for ten today, so that'll be fun... probably go up to a mates house and play PES6 for a few hours, ogle his 18yr old sister and drink a few bottles of beer with his dad. (my mate's tee-total) after that come home and ... probably go to sleep.. there's fook all to do here, God I miss Leeds.

OI! I'm not a speccy four eyes, ya twat!

would you like Salt and Vinegar with that chip thenorthumbrian? I'm convinced I could find a stack of quotes from many many sources revealing the UK's contempt of the US, our European "allies", Ireland, etc. etc. etc. your inferiority complex is startling apparent seems to dictate the content of your every contribution to this board. have you nothing to talk about other than how everybody hates/derides/ignores us North-Easterners/British?

two bacardi breezers too many me thinks

I never like the photos I'm in. maybe I should get one professionally done... you know with photoshop editing and the like.

maybe if you spent less time dicking about on a message forum and more time actually doing you rjob you wouldn't have to stay later.

it truly is a meeting of the minds tbf