The Fish

is it because you think he's pretty?

simple question really, if he's available on a Bosman, would you sign him? the range of passing would open up the space behind defenders for the likes of Dyer and Martins, the crossing/corners would lay on goals for Le Sib, we know he works hard and his ability from direct free-kicks is not in doubt. He'll command a big wage, we have central midfield over stocked as it is, he's not getting any younger. He's another Ego in the dressing room. despite his desire to run all game his age/fitness might restrict his effectiveness. Posh would have no-where to shop and as such whine bitch and moan..

the shame should consume you, to the point agoraphobia sets in.

Pav;s fault tbh, even with a push that should have been the 'keepers ball. No shout, Ramage didn't know it was coming, Pav should have come collect ball, defender and striker, but indecision cost us the goal, which turned the game if you ask me, or Shearer

is this the point where we all hold hands and sing Auld Lang Syne?

Ithangyoo

Grand Canyon and Monument Valley are mandatory according to my well travelled mate. same goes for NYC, heard really bad things about DC after you've done the touristy bit.

nah, it's cos everybody gets Jumpers for crimbo

recovering from last night, helping prepare Xmas dinner. (I got to make the stuffing Balls ! ) to the pub tonight, then home at 12ish and wrap the presents. Got all my presents bought and sorted in half an hour... girls over-complicate everything.

is this board going to turn into a two- dollar version of the showbiz sections from the tabloids? spotted Leazes with Head in Childrens Sand PIT.

not a patch on ... whjat? shut up

always, but always, leave wrapping until Xmas eve, makes things more interesting and gives me soemthing to do between the drunken haze of Xmas eve and the day itself. also it means that I can chat to folk on the last remnants of Xmas eve while I wrapping presents and ... kind of... get ifnected with their holiday cheer. I'm the least yule-tide-affected person I kow and this makes things awkward with my family. They're so obsessed it makes things... painfully uncomfrotable when I'm... not exactly kissing under the mistletoe.

I did no such thing. she's an honourable girl and I wouldn't do anything to change that. plus the fact she's single and therefore not my type

Pavel is a Geordie

She hit you? I hope you fucking hit her back harder! That was always my mam's advice when I was a kid if someone hit me. Threw my Christmas present at me after I told her it was shite Completely forgot about it until I looked in the mirror this morning, still not too clear on the details about what happened, can't even remember being on here last night talking shite, personally I'm blaming the concussion but then again I was very, very drunk. aye but on the plus side, if you didnt feel comfortable with the lass, ya would never have thrown the thing and said it was shit, you would have accpeted it and siad it was lush etc. bt like the commfortableness with ya mate if they got ya somtit sit you woudl be able to say so and thats that you dont like it and they couldnt give a damb anyways, so the fact that you have that level of comfortability (is that even a wrord) is canny cool. If Id got someone a prezzy who hated it id rather they told me it was shit, else id probs go on buying em the same shit they hated anyways, so better ya tell her now to buy you gift vouchers instead, least then you dont have a life time of naff prezzys had a few last night tl?

I'd much rather have him even if it is for 6 months than Milner. much rather have Bridge even if it's for 6 months than a pointless waste of a Loan space. if we stopped conceding goals we'd be three or four places up the league... after that the pressure if off the attacking players and they can play with confidence and assurance.... but aye... lets lob another winger intot he mix... cos you never know, they might score two a game and negate our woeful full backs and shockingly illprepared centre halves. don't let recent displays fool you, this is still an incredibly young central partnership, one without the experience and nous needed to lock out the team we need to beat to maintain our mediocre premier league position. I am not fooled by one moment by the recent displays, of course I'd take Bridge over SWP as left-back for me is a priority position due to the current useless fuckwit we actually have supposedly playing here. Apparently we could have had Bridge on deadline day as well. soooooo.... your intial reply was..... a taunt? erm... I'm confused.

Still fucking hate Xmas shite. prime example of a festival being swamped and mutated by capitalista. bollocks to it I say. Happily go a year without the whiney stress filled shite of a "holiday" when the fuck has standing in a queue in Fucking Waterstones been classed a as a bastard holiday. nope, it's shite and should be reserved for the young offenders and ill educated imo

There must be something addictive in the brown slick that hangs in the air over the place, particularly visible if driving down the A19 as the suns comming up. the same chemical they put in Pringles man, Once you Pop, you just can't stop....

I'd much rather have him even if it is for 6 months than Milner. much rather have Bridge even if it's for 6 months than a pointless waste of a Loan space. if we stopped conceding goals we'd be three or four places up the league... after that the pressure if off the attacking players and they can play with confidence and assurance.... but aye... lets lob another winger intot he mix... cos you never know, they might score two a game and negate our woeful full backs and shockingly illprepared centre halves. don't let recent displays fool you, this is still an incredibly young central partnership, one without the experience and nous needed to lock out the team we need to beat to maintain our mediocre premier league position.

Genuinely thought that was a pisstake, a fans representation of how he expected Freddy to react... For Fucks Sake. what a Cunt. Cath he deserves it.

yeah .. a midfielder.. that's what this club is lacking...

you should jack your real job in, for a job in home... nursing... less demanding, less stressful, better coffee and more... imaginary money.

aye, but in your defence.... women are fucking nuts. Despite inebriation, women should still ... mitigate a drastic lack of sense, nouse(sp?) and/or aptitude for rational thought

whey I got a job in a local leeds pub so threw in the towel witht he call centre. taking a fortnight over Xmas to "get my head sorted" (kick back for 14 days and let some octher mother fucker worry about shit) so if anyone fancies a couple of beer tomorrow/today at 9ish I'll be in Jesmond. giz a pm or owt if you're about. local pubs shouldn't keep letting me in and drinking for nowt.... I like Vodka

You've just graduated from Manchester haven't you mate? You staying round there? Would've liked too ideally. Moved to plymouth in october though, working on refueling the trident nuclear submarines now. Reeeeeeeeeee- Coooooooooooooooo