The Fish

well... German nostalgia aside. is Walliver Scrumping Apples or doing the less exciting, frankly more predicatble, "Shagging a girl who he likes and who likes him, but not enough to break up with her current boyfriend... so in fact he's perpetuating his mediocre semi-relationship bty being the stupid asshole she returns to when she's bored with her current beau." knobhead.

explains the shit-eating grin you permanently wear.

scrumping apples?

Book World, and Asda. If I don't find out I'm going to have to go to Newcastle, gutted. If you don't find out what? Stop being a cunt. ... but then what would he do?

my Labour stalwart dad buys the Mail "For the sudoku" bollocks I say, I reckon the older he gets the more conservative (deliberate non-capitalisation of conservative) his views become, as with many people. I buy the Thunderer and find it fairly balanced. the Tabloids only sensationalise every storty to perpetuate their existence. If they tried to write about current events with a blanced view and still aim for the (suggested) reading levels of their customers it'd probably come across as patronising twaddle. still no excuse for it... but sort of an hopeful explanation?

because a man give it a ponsy name. ... a Gay man gave it a poncey name. I am having the winnage

......clearly

why do girls seem to like the cocktails with stupid fucking names? no offence like, but you do

Spicegirls wasn't a bad guess though?

getting a nice Coat and some iPod paraphernalia. other than that I've got not a clue. my sisters will probably buy me something well meaning but shit. I'm ungrateful

sucks this isn't going to get past 6 pages.. would piss on Scotts bonfire lovely.

How do you know it was a lady? Serious question. Body shape and she was with a man and she was pushing a push chair so I'm guessing they were a married couple. That's a far more serious answer than that deserved though. You fool, they've pulled the wool over your eyes. It's all a muslimist plot. burkas made of wool? I'd have thought they'd be a canvas-type-material

in my defence the opposition wasn't much cop. don't think that's much of a defence... but I'm sticking to it like Nonails.

the DWP too dull for.

well yes you were right, but what's important and needed to be clarified is that I wasn't wrong to distinguish between them. so once again suck it Baldy

This man takes call centre work seriously. ....or I was taking the piss and option two was the motivator motivater...motivator? ..tor I think

Cognac is brandy in the same way as Champagne is a sparkling wine. It's true Cognac IS a Brandy, but Cognac comes from a specific area around the town of (surprise surprise) Cognac. It must be made from at least 90% Ugni Blanc, Folle Blanche, or Colombard grapes. The rest of the cognac can consist of ten selected grapes. However, most cognac is made from Ugni Blanc only. It must be distilled twice in copper pot stills and aged at least 2 and 1/2 years in French oak barrels in order to be called cognac. so suck it baldy.

Erm Vodka over ice. maybe a nice whiskey over ice if it gets much colder... possibly a Cognac or Brandy...

I won best NUFC Poster on NO in 04. don't know whether or not to be proud...

Basketcase Greenday. never get bored of this.

none too shabby

UEFA cup man, that's where's it at! lets go for the double!

New Trailer.. not bad, doesn't really make me all excited, cos you don't actually see much of the recognisable charcters from the cartoon thing. Has good potential... hope the writing is better than most films Bay gets involved in. I'm not expecting Saving Private Ryan with huge robots, just something better than the twee-tastic Armageddon and Pearl Harbour. I know the writing is not his remit, but with Speilberg as EP, I'd hope for some degree of gravitas for a lightweight subject. cue Geek/nerd alert/etc.

I can go through 5-6 mugs of tea a day on my days off, always happy to have a brew. Coffee is something to be savoured though. at work I drink bottled water, normally one of those with a hint of a flavour. two reasons, 1) keeps my mouth hydrated meaning clarity when I speakover the phone and 2) loadsa pee-breaks.