The Fish

Tell ya what, cos Im nice you can come round here and try to sell me a conservatory. The old place would look nice with one. 177207[/snapback] I'm sure your balcony could do with some improvement, but I'm working in Leeds mate

what happened? roll off your lass and fall 30' ?

....I'm slow.

JJ was the worst of all time. That twat would sit and let you get him drinks all night and not once would his conscience get the better of him! 177202[/snapback] mind you he was drinking coke... so it's hardly a great expense. speaking of the Jocular Jock, anyone know what he's up to these days? Last I heard he was still working up in Scotty McGrottyland and coaching a kids football team

don't let the sandalistas get a hold of this thread or they'll make it illegal to ride a bike without a helmet!

Probably figures he's already paying you enough. 177192[/snapback] wait til he pays for finance on his windows man

Derren Brown eat you heart out

you've never bought me a pint. Fact

I'm not sure how you get a luxury window, maybe you can see .... further... or maybe they have a filter which increases the amount of light that goes into the house and reduces the light that goes out... maybe they are bullet proof? and yeah you carry around a sample, one bloke at the office got well excited when he showed me the screw that they use. I mean, yeah it was big and the thread had teeth at the start.... but it's a fucking screw man, just a posh bastards nail.

redneck refit?

..the Devil would ice skate to work?

As long as it's a good product and you aren't selling them a load of shite at extortinate rates I wouldn't worry. You aren't doing that are you? 177160[/snapback] the company line is that it's a luxury product ad middle range price. whey for one thing I'm not going to say luxury, cos people think luxury means excessive and unnecessary. Someone says Luxury and I hear Laurent Robert. and I'm a little concerned about taking advantage of vulnerable people (either gullible or easily flustered), at the end of the day it IS a good product and it IS cheaper than products of similar quality from other companies. I dunno hopefully I can get the promotion quickly and distance myself from the sales part of it meaning I'm a step removed from the less noble side of things.

So every person on this side of the road booked an appointment for 'around now'? How queer. What's that you say? Every person on the other side booked for around half an hour from now? Well I'd better get my little roller-booties on! 177150[/snapback] some companies do cold call, mine doesn't. that's what I meant by this job, not that window salesmen don't cold call, just this company don't

I think a lot of folk are only going to be wanting an estimate, but it's my job to convince them to buy the windows from me. I know that it's not particularly proud work, but it's money at the end of the week so I can't really let awkward things like morals get in the way .

Do you get alist of appointments or do you have to make them yourself 177136[/snapback] we get a list.

the ones that cold call are bottom feeders aye, but the only reason I took this job is because it's appointment based. and when I'm trying to be nice to people I'm not obnoxious I'm a little obsequious mind

Autonym From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search Autonym may refer to * An endonym, the self-assigned name of an ethnic group. * A term in Botanical nomenclature designating the automatic name of the first subdivision of a rank, which bears the same name as its parent.

not glasses... windows ..I'll get me coat.

surely then, sesquipedalian is an autonym according to Gemmil?

can't be worse off and the product is Vision Solutions.

end of the day the amount he could save me in tax exemption alone warrant paying him, so I'm not really bothered, just think it's a bit of a stereotype is all.. Edit he's a Jock taxman btw

it was one of those randomw Youtube trails, where you watch ronaldinho do a trick, then see a video about football gaffs and watch that, the bike accidents, then funny falling down, then funny interview on a couch, then ... interactive sofa...

I think DBG is suggesting that; as the resident bean counter I should employ you to ... count my beans but it's alright, me Dad is going to do my books and sort out tax exemptions and things. the tight fokker is charging me for it like.

so did I

had to look autonym up.. "A name by which a people or social group refers to itself."