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  1. there's a car dealeship opposite the bowling alley in Benton which buys cars for cash.
  2. £15m... for ten to fifteen years? well I've heard that if it's a premeditated they can do you for conspiracy and hiolds a far greater prison term as punishment I suppose for it depends who I was stealing from, if there was force involved etc. If I was electronically stealing for a multinational corporation and no force was used whatsoever then I'd be more inclined to do it. However, robbing £25m at gunpoint from a succession of bookies in an area would not be appealing. It's not the stealing that's a problem, it's the "getting away with it" It's leaving no trace of your crime. Now if you're saying that there is a 60-40 chance of me going down for the theft then no, I wouldn't do it. Because a 60-40 chance means that it hasn't been planned right.
  3. Aye, I take you're point re: that scene. You're still worng though 173437[/snapback] I hate being worng
  4. http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm Hours of fun
  5. haven't lost the rag at all. you made a valid connection between me saying that pregnant women have something about tham that is aesthatically pleasing, and a comment I made to you about potatoes. however anybody with half a synapse firing could see that the spud thing was in no way serious. so for you to persist in this line is a bit odd. are you that desperate to intimate that I want to fuck a potato then by all means knock yourself out. end of the day DB, I think pregnant women have an air about them which makes me react in a purely paternal way and as such I find people wanting to fuck a pregnant woman disturibng. the whole potato thing was a joke and as such I've dismissed it..
  6. And I actually think you find potatoes aesthetically pleasing? Go on... 172909[/snapback] No reponse? Because you realise you've completely over-reacted to something and aren't big enough to say it? Or something much cleverer? 172923[/snapback] no, because I quite frankly stopped being bothered about it. if you honestly want a debate as to whether I do or do not find potatoes sexually arousing you've less things to do with you attention than me.
  7. too much a good thing tbh 172911[/snapback] Aye, McDonalds in your case. 172912[/snapback] yeah only if I started reffering to the snake as a Big Mac (no cheese)
  8. well I'd happily stop shagging her for 9 months and Dotbum, the comment about pregnant women looking like potatoes, might...just might have been a joke to mock your oirish blood
  9. does that mean I think they're glow-y and shit? yes does it mean I wan't my little fella to cosy up to the little fella in her? no I am more protective and think they have an aura about them, but I THINK FUCKING PREGNANT WOMEN IS WRONGO is it that fucking hard to comprehend? jaysus cried buckets tbh.
  10. you're only posting in this thread cos pregnant women look like potatos 172876[/snapback] You find potatoes 'aesthetically pleasing'? You freak! 172879[/snapback] ? alright I give up , where'd you pull that from. where have I said I find either potato or pregnant women shagworthy? cock off paddy, you're the spud-humper
  11. you're only posting in this thread cos pregnant women look like potatos and shagging your lass is shagging your lass. getting a bonk on over a pregnant stranger is disturbing. fact-apoundo'tupennyrice
  12. so basically you're saying that you fetish requires you to be oblivious to the fact that pregnant women are... pregnant. oh, that's clear as custard now man. DEVIANT!
  13. NO, it's because she has the fruit of someone elses loins grubbing about in her belly. and because it's Minging to fuck a pregnant woman. I normally call people perverts for a laugh when they say they like to tie up their lass or something, but you lot... bliddy sexual deviants, the lot of you.
  14. this thread is really disturbing. the problem with getting a barjob is three fold 1) not enough cash 2) most bars look to employ 18yr olds who require less minimum wag 3) the pubs where I'm living are unlikely to employ me given my love of vodka... Honestly, the main reason for me to get a higher paid job is so that I can afford to live away from home. I'm really not very good at living with my sister. So if I'm moving out there is nothing to keep me in the area, if I'm moving out I'll move to Leeds. If I'm moving to leeds and not getting a bar-job it's either working in a call centre or doing a sales job. I've done telesales and couldn't stand the monotonous, battery-hen style of work. this way I can make upwards of £15k plus commission, live away from home on the cheap, live with friends, stay in a city, and have the other benefits that the job brings. (Company car, phone and laptop.)
  15. Up Pompei or Carry On Cleo? Welease Woger! 172639[/snapback] Goose: Yeeha, Jester's dead! Wolfman: Won this bullshit? Goose: Didn't everybody? Hollywood: Hell no, man. We got our butts kicked. Wolfman: Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?" Hollywood: Yeah, and he's laughing at us, right on the radio, he's laughing at us. Slider: That was me laughing, dickhead. Merlin: What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down! Maverick: I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin. Merlin: You're gonna do WHAT? The Emperor: You weak, pathetic fools, I've come for your souls! Lord Rayden: heh heh heh, I don't think so. [to a german soldier during WWII] Connor MacLeod: Whatever you say, Jack. You are the master race. News Reporter: The garage is watered from the sprinklers. It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor next to his own severed head. The head, which of this time, has no name. Kurgan: I know his name. [inserts cassette tape into car stereo]
  16. yeah, so I've been told by .. everyone who I've mentioned the jobs I'm going for cheers, although I'm pretty confident that I wont take the gas job, it's £200 base pay with £50 extra a week until the commision kicks in the lass on the phone reckons there isn't an employee on less than £25k a year and the average is £35. I think that's utter shite. She said the top earner made £85k the past two years... I'm willing to bet that was in a corporate heavy area...
  17. depends if I'm in the area got a few job interviews this week all for Leeds jobs one's for British Gas, the other is a Recruitment consultant and the third is.... oh I anticipate gratuitous criticism for this.. an Everest windows salesman it's not cold calling, appointment only... alright... bring it on..
  18. feck off ginga I had your back in the iPod thread what Iw as saying is that although pregnant having an aesthetically pleasing air to them, I wouldn't want to fuck them like the perpetraters(sp?) of this vile thread.
  19. yes they do, but they don't mean exactly the same thing which was my point, is my point and will ever be my point
  20. Balls, and you know it. 172628[/snapback] if you sit down is your voice muffled?
  21. I suppose one way to define it would be to say that Aesthetic purtains to beauty, but attractive is simply possesing the power to attract beautiful things can be attractive and attractive things can be beautiful, but it is possible for attractive thing not to be beautiful (it could possess other features that you like, economy, fortitude, durability, etc.) and it is possible for beautiful things to be unattractive (some models, despite being classically beautiful, I don't find attractive.. and a lot of beautiful girls are pretty horrible people.) so while they are similar, they are distinct and that's what my initial post referred to. the fact that although pregnant women have a "glow" or aura about them, I wouldn't one to prod junior in the face with my cock
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