The Fish

feel bad for the family (mother in particular) but you have to wonder.. where'd she get the idea from?

do you cede my point?

yup tango I've taken to saying "strike a light" for no particular reason

Ok, I win. drove down to leeds on Friday morning, miss all traffic and Radio1 had good music on pretty much all day. Had the first interview and it was brilliant, best interview I've ever had, more like going to a mates house and hanging about with his mates as he pops out to do something. Left that interview and after a brief chat with mam and pops decide this job is too good to turn down so ring the other interview and explain that I've decided to take this job. Meet with landlord and he says he'll pay my council tax for me and that I can move in early if I need to. Drive back home with ok traffic but Colin and Edith's last day together on Radio1 so it passes quite quickly Mam makes Spag Bol for tea and I arrange a night out with the lads, meet a girl before the night out and enjoy her company, go out witht e boys have an awesome night, at 11 I get a text inviting me to a house party on Chillingham road I reply saying I can't get there cos I'm in Blyth, I am told that someone is driving from New Hartley and will give me a lift. Get to house party and meet loadsa folk I haven't seen in years, people I used to work with. stay the night and enjoy the company of another girl, with whom I have a "special relationship" come home saturday morning at 9 ish, check the mail. Letter fromt he bank proclaiming that as I requested the excessive overdraft charges back they'll give me £1300 of the £1700 back within 7 days of the return of the letter. have a relaxing bath listening to the championship second half score lines, mackems lose go to the lerkal and have a couple of genial pints with a couple of mates.. I win.. best 48 hours I've had for a long time.

trouble is this is a projection, it's entirely possible that I could only earn 15k, similarly I could earn upwards of 35k in the first year. it's all dictated by how well I can sell. if I'm rubbish then I won't earn much, and I'll not be promoted. It'll be hardworkas I'll be working 6 days from 7 and some days I could work 11 hours and not make a sale. it's basically in my hands and if I fuck up it's because I can't sell or I haven't tried hard enough.

tell to have a fucking shower man even make the shower part of the lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve makin'

true, but I generally fill up at supermarkets now, fuels cheaper and the shops better stocked

? quoi?

may I be the first to register his (patronising ) respect for your aptitude for Information technology?

Nikki blatently playing up for the cameras now she knows her tantrums are what the public like. 176126[/snapback] wish we could just shoot her ffs... 176127[/snapback] I agree for the show would be better if populated by people who do nowt..... silly mare

just after he heard there was a tea party going on

funny how he's gone quiet... work shy fop

is this the return....?

quite happy to admit I'm not as confident in this regard as toonpants is, but I will stick to my doubts to his 100% accuracy. it strikes me that his way would create far too many split pots which is against the nature of the game. the way I've been taught reduces split pots... but until I can be arsed to e-mail Devil Fish or the like then by all means take Toonpants adamant statement.

I'll have the nicest second hand "retro" t-shirt in the SU bar this means that when we have another piss up I might be able to afford the match, plus the piss up instead of half of one and none of the other.

that turning is a fucking nightmare. whoever else lives in Leeds that posts on here will testify to the fucking nightmare that is trying to get onto Otley Road from ANY side street at rush hour. it is honestly quicker to walk the mile or so from Hyde Park corner to Headingley than drive. up here the worst is probably the roundabout by Cramlington.. I think it's the moor farm roundabout, but I might have the name wrong.

shuttit ye truffle shuffler I got the sales job with a view to be area rep in a year or so, if I want it. they estimate £28k for the first year, but I'm being conservative and anticipating £15-17k really excited about the job, I start training on wednesday in the office, then off to cheshire for a hotel based training course.

Unicycle

Puh-lease! I think you're forgetting how good you look in capri pants. 176053[/snapback] I've less junk in my trunk than you Smashbot! Fact-in-Donuts! I looked like I belonged on a carribbean island, with Ursula Adnres at my beck and call you looked like a fat ginger robot you can't bring me down, I'm on a high, I've got the job I was looking at and got my overdraft charges back from the bank huzzah for me

it's the itv version of walking with dinosaurs and as with all itv programs it's been dumbed down to appeal to the lowest common denominator. if they really wanted to make this show, why not get together with Michael Crichton and the guys who made Jurassic Park, put some real effort into it and launch a major tv series with a real chance of raising their game from the dross that floods their channel to something that might... at some point, come close to rivalling channel 5

Mac's are useful tools bought by useless tools tbh. saying that I'm probably going to upgrade to one once the cheques start rolling in.

topical and tip top reference

13 when Bros was in their pomp? fook me yer old!

Freddy Kreuger is a good song by Reuben