The Fish

and secondly ... you were beaten up by a french bloke?, No... worse than that you were beaten up by an imaginary french bloke.. that jorman bird is lucky to have such a beefcake tbh glad you had a good time mate 168013[/snapback] (they were grey and really staring ones!) 168028[/snapback] dreamy /swoon why didn't you tell him to fucking do one, instead of getting yer mam on the bully? have to admit it's a pain in the arse when you make an assumption or have an assumption made of you and you have a language barrier preventing you sorting it out quickly.

aye, that, brook street etc. they keep trying to get me jobs as a janitor and the like.. I can get better pay by myself to be fucking truthful

taking a year out so I can get some cash and pay for the following year, mostly sales or recruitment consultancy because I've some experience in that field.

It doesn't even rhyme! You might have more success if you convert it to numbers and dazzle me with freestyle numerical wizardry. Booya! 168004[/snapback] thank fuck you're not Chuck Norris, if you were, Gemmil would be up the duff by now. you need to be careful with those "Booyas" tbh. And Gemmil, if I get to the interview stage, I get the job. Simple as. Trouble is alot of these types are looking for experienced folk and I don't have the relevant experience, just hoping to blag it to be honest.

Two things, firstly you were doing what now? and secondly ... you were beaten up by a french bloke?, No... worse than that you were beaten up by an imaginary french bloke.. that jorman bird is lucky to have such a beefcake tbh glad you had a good time mate

then call me Little Dave then noncebucket

ahhhhh but...... I don't snort Newcastle do I? also, there is some cathartis to be taken from the pain and disappointment that is NUFC, wheras Ket is just... miserable by all accounts.

two or three they have also found it's called Special K, Cyber Smack, Kit Ket, fools gold among others. looks like you have a shit time so why people do it is beyond me.

everyone I know who does Ket, snorts it...

should know that I'm just a soul whose intentions are good

seen a few people in their "K" hole and wouldn't touch the stuff with a fucking barge pole.

said poopers

Aye I fucking did you lying fat bastid! 167926[/snapback] not here though so stfu Harry

Honestly though, Lou must have come close? 167923[/snapback] ? ? seriously... wha?

dances like a fruitfly in shit

you have no idea been job hunting for the past few weeks and the it's already beyond the amount of rejection one man can take. if only Gemmil were here to help me through this time by tellnig me how he manages to live... given the fact the only time women say yes to him, is when he asks if he makes them nervous

where are Pringles in all of this? most addictive thing on the planet after Championship Manager

is becoming quite the sesquipedalian

nope not at all. 167879[/snapback] Sorry, I didn't really think it was plagiarism on your part, just can remember the long-running (and highly amusing) fued between lunchtime shoppers and old people shopping at lunchtime in the hilarious 'Vent Your Spleen' (next to Wacky's Daily Poem) in the Chronic (sic). 167883[/snapback] that's the fella Edit.[/img] Hang on, this isn't Private message... Edit.. oh, it's going to be one of those days is it?

prefers blatant euphonisms

created an internal image of Meenzer sporting huge hoop earrings with candles at the bottom...

nope not at all.

old people shopping mate of mine and I were stuck trying to dodge through Marks and Spencers from the bus station and despite a few requests for the biddies to move out of our way they were ignorant, so my mate taps one on the shoulder and declares "You should hurry up love, you haven't got long left."

likes to have an audience in all things

never calls me by my first name. Siblings I'm fed up with my sisters.