The Fish

whey we might be second rate, but this shower are pub league!

? this is daft if it's true, I'd let him go on loan... but if he's good enough to play for Plymouth in the Championship we should try and keep hold of him.. If he's Championship material, he'll be better than those that make our first team

it's a shame like, very good player, hard working and effective shame he won't play for us again, had hoped we could pinch him this summer... but no chance of getting him off Liverpool. It's a shame like, cos I really like that Michael Thomas

isn't there supposed be another planetoid just beyond Pluto as well?

They think it's all over was funny when it had Gower and Hurst, McGrath and Lineker I remember when they had Barry Maguiggan(sp?) on and Nick Hancock asked "Who wants to see Barry shag Lee up the arse (although It was edited for family viewing later)" and Lee Hurst put his hand up saying "Well if he wants to, there's not much I can do to stop him." also when Cwith Eubank called Jonah Lomu a big puff.

my word you're easily pleased.

when he started to get gigs on primetime BBC shows anyone remember the show where he was a Chef...? Chef! I think it was called. gash

hate these polls, it's not "the funniest" it's "Whats popular at the moment you took this poll" one liners from british comedy and surprise surprise a Peter Kay line won it but nowt from Porridge? I'm just impressed that the entire list failed to be populated by clips from Little Britain

ran through a glass door at 2 split my head open on the corner of a wall while I was playing in the back garden, foot went into a plant hole, twisted and struck the top of my head off the corner of the wall dislocated my shoulder at 7, jumping off the wall bars at school trying to look cool by spinning in the air, landed on my locked arm and it popped out. knacked my ankle when I jumped off a 6' fence, landed on my Boot Bag and twisted my ankle, Doctor said I shouldn't walk on it for a fortnight and shouldn't play football for a month.. was walking on it after a week and playing football after a fortnight which has thoroughly screwed it and is the ONLY reason I'm not a professional footballer. crashed my car about 6months after passing my test but there were no serious injuries in either car. However there was one twat in my mates car who clapped his hands on his neck and the base of his spine the minute he heard sirens. the twat claimed compensation for loss of earnings which is bollocks cos there was nowt wrong with him. thing is, he wasn't even one of our mates, he was like a mate of a mate of a mate who had been asked purely because we needed one more person to even out the numbers for Paintball.

it's ... alright.

can be found in the club, bottle full of bud...

... that's what I've been trying to say... I should maybe just run things past someone before I type.

it's the bird sitting by the side of the track that gets clocked that I feel sorry for. She was there to watch three idiots risk life and limb for a laugh, not get a full frontal labotomy from a two seat sofa!

I like the surreal comedians, but wouldn't say that they have the longevity of the likes of Hicks and Connolly I'd love to have seen Robin Williams in his pomp, but I think years of shit "funny" films (Toys and the like) have clouded my judgement of him. I used to love Izzard but I've noticed that he doesn't seem to actually have that much material. If you watch his dvd's there's a few gags used in all of the tours. Which is poor. Yet you watch Ross Noble (who isn't as funny as Izzrd) and it's rare to hear the same joke twice.. mainly because he's being "Zany".. wouldn't call him a genius mind.

I watched Badlands last night. Quite enjoyable and Martin Sheen played a very charismatic Kit. I'd recommend it for Sunday afternoon relax in front of the screen time.

RIP I liked his ad for the Gift when it was on E4, chatted on about the film and finished it off with "And Katie Holmes gets her baps out!"

mug o' tea

Bill Bailey is good yes, but don't you think that he gets a little dull after a while?

is playing with himself

I really liked Bill Connolly when he was original and fresh, but now the stuff just isn't as funny. Not his fault, he's just mellowed with age and you kind of need your comedy to be raw. some of the best comedy I've seen is from absolute no marks, but I'd doubt they had the range to their set to keep you interested for longer than their 15 minute set. Silky is an exception and despite the derision I'm inevtiably going to recieve I think Silky has the quick wit and range to talk about pretty much anything he's experienced and make it funny. he's not th best comedian I've seen, that would be Bill Hicks or Richard Pryor.

Black Dog- The Zep

I might like to live on the moon... although I doubt I'd be eligible for a place... not being a science whiz or owt

.. that's upsetting

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