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The Fish

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  1. I didn't contraqdict myself I used two similar but distinct terms to describe two similar but distinct states fuck you, I win, you lose. now apologise.
  2. do they need to be? face it numbnut, I used the correct words in the correct context, you tried to sound intelligent and came up short. go shine yer head
  3. And the difference between 'more attractive' and 'more aesthetically pleasing' is what, exactly? 172383[/snapback] A lady in an evening gown with subtle make-up and well managed hair is aesthetically pleasing. a girl in an oversized football/rubgy shirt, white knee socks, her hair loosely tied up is attractive. it's not fucking rocket science, bollock bonce
  4. don't think they're more attractive, but there is something about them which makes them more aesthetically pleasing. for example, my sister is a big girl we're talking over 16stone and she's just got pregnant, now there is something about her that means I don't want to immediately reach for the shotgun when she comes round. I've also a mate whose bird is... well.. she's unattractive and now she's got a bun up the oven I don't retch when she walks into the room. I don't get the horn around pregnant women, but I think it's a male version of broodiness. Some sort of reaction to their state... sort of protective/affection mix p.s. I would happily remove the babies from both of those, cure any genetic similarity they had with their mother and grow em in a vat until ready then ship em off to better deserving parents... cos the little bleeders haven't got the best starts in life... and I don't think that's fair.
  5. Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai again, second time in a few weeks love it. there's a aprt of me that wuold love a sequel, but a far far larger and wiser part of me knows that any sequel would be a big barrel of shite
  6. I hate that woman I imagine her to have a bulldog clip round the other side of her face, stretching all that skin out
  7. thought you were just calling Brock a "Tool" Mark Ronson- Just
  8. a little too much info, Brockles p.s. you should try Engerica and Reubern when you're not in.. a mood 170788[/snapback] Brock's had full sex almost 6 times. 171193[/snapback] four of those in the same sitting though
  9. Young BLood Brass Band- Brooklyn fucking funking Fabulous
  10. a little too much info, Brockles p.s. you should try Engerica and Reubern when you're not in.. a mood 170788[/snapback] Well dammit it's a Friday so it's my get drunk and whinge about the world night. Mariah Carey - We Belong Together What a playlist eh? 170793[/snapback] just don't crack open the Ashlee Simpson album and you'll be fine. however, Mariah Carey is pushing things a little too far. howay man, you know damned well that the best music to listen to when the world is fucked is.... RAWK! get some head thumping metal on man. or Prodigy, Prodigy always make the world taste sweeter.
  11. a little too much info, Brockles p.s. you should try Engerica and Reubern when you're not in.. a mood
  12. Has to be Grand opening with the Restaurant and the swearing chef. Dad came in to tell me to shut up, I was laughing so hard
  13. a little too Nikleback-esque for me, but it's all gravy
  14. The Detective Show- Engerica YAY FER SHOUTINESS
  15. It Was a God damn suicide- Engerica has the board-friendly line "Jesus wept and it gave me a hard on for six days and a month" ...
  16. mine have just reverted to stereotypical grumpy old bastards to be honest. "Modern" music is shite, modern films are shite, modern tv is shite but they'll class Sigur Ros as "modern" music oh aye, they like Jamie CUllum.. he's alright I watched Short Circuit last night :getting:
  17. end of the day I have to get a job and I might have to just get a Bar Job. prefer a hand job though fnar fnar
  18. Classic brush off, application straight in the bin tbh. 168040[/snapback] right fucking ray of sunshine ain'tcha to be honest I have to get a job this year I simply cannot afford to do another year on the funding from the SLC, it's out of my hands.
  19. not yet mate, I'll give em a shot it's not like I'm not used to hearing "You haven't the experience that we're looking for, but we'll certainly contact you if another opportunity comes about" I honestly get peeved with the number of spelling mistakes I find in Job adverts.
  20. Experience finding chavs suitably gainful employment to be truthful. I lost count the number of times I suggested the armed services, basically cos I knew nee fucker would employ the braindead husk in front of me. and Gemmil, it's gotta be in Leeds to be honest.
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