The Fish

.......gay

is it a midwife ghost like?

woh woah woah I don't wear vests... I'm not fucking stupid! to be fair I'm not fat, I just look stupid in sports wear

as has been said, he argues so people look at him, not so things are changed. but respect to knocking the stuffing out of the US government that time... quite funny. but the joke passed, now he's just a tiresome obsequious old fool

....74... shouldn't you be pissing your pants and talking about the war or something?

go paint yer nails son .

had the button mushroom hair "style" for a while, looked like a twat. I suit the current (but pretty standard) v-neck jumpers, with a shirt underneath. but I think anyone looks good when they're smartly attired. I can look alright either "trendy" or "Preppy" and can even get away with beach-bum stuff... look like a fat twat when I try and look sporty though

Helicopter?

tiny little miracles? you mean Lourdes is full of babies?

me dad is thinking about going with that BT Fusion thing. any horror stories or good advice for him. bear in mind he's less technologically minded than his son, and I'm not particularly techically minded myself..

Got back this morning. Did ya miss me? 176017[/snapback] like a fat kid misses cake

is Jim White worth a listen?

Not one to bear a grudge, are you? 175910[/snapback] difference between bearing a grudge and holding someone in utter contempt. If I were to know CF in "real life" I'd probably just merrily have nowt to do with him. This is like there's a person you find contestable that comes into your favourite pub all the time, nobody seems to like him but he comes and talks to you every time he's in. In "real life" I'd have just told him once he was a dick and he'd probably have bothered someone else. But as this isn't my local and I'm about as influential on here as a drop of rain in a downpour it's unlikely my dislike will change owt. but I do like to poke fun at him because he's an ingrate.

Power isn't getting to my laptop, the powerpack is receiving the juice from the mains as the little indicator LED is smugly showing green, if I jiggle the wire in the Laptop's power-port it occassionally blinks the LED's on the front indicating that there is a problem with either the port, or the cable itself. So I thought "I'll get right on this", whiz along to the Dell.co.uk website and search for a replacement powerpack... to no avail so I resign to the fact I'm going to have to get a guy out, to pick up my laptop drive off and return later with probably... a new powerpack. HOWEVER I can't find the after-sales-care-hardware-is-fucked... page so I ring their chirpy little number in the top right, can't get through to the Technical support team as it 's closed... any ideas how I can resolve this issue without throwing my laptop through a window?

oh... he's so funny. I might have a coronary from laughing so damn hard. fucking dipshit

HaPpY BiRtHdAy in the absence of desire to put real effort into finding one of them picture things.

West Wing Smallville the early series of Buffy Band of Brothers Over There- is supposed to be good, a lot of my mates have told me to watch it, but it's on Sky and I'm a pauper at the moment. So I'm recommending it even though I've not actually watched it. 8 Simple rules- recommended in the same way as Two and a Half Men, in that it's shit... I know it's shit, you know it's shit, they know it's shit....but it's easily watchable and there are some genuine laughing-on-the-inside moments

hpybdy

in the 40's and 50's?? fuck me Noeli, just how old are you!

sorry for the brief post. basically I didn't get the job I applied for, I was offered a better job. it's still a basic salary plus Comission, but they estimate minimum first years earnings to be around £28k, and I'm being "groomed" (oooooer missus) for an area management role where the average first year earnings are £35k. I'm happy.

I was bloody ace in it man. a right bloody thespian me man. oh and Zathras, you're right, but still... it's all al ittle gay for my liking.

pretty sure I'm right. the rules toonpants presented were General rules and didn't make mention of this, quite particular, scenario. I'm pretty sure I'm right.

I rock. they loved the Fish. I might be swapping the peasant wagon for a pretentious 4x4 quite soon.

not a split pot in a case like this it's the other card in the hand that dictates the winner. in this case the 7 beats the 6, the 8 doesn't come into it. I know that the highest hand available to them is the pair, the ace the nine and the eight but in this case you use the cards in the hand, not the spread.

haven't watched many to be fair, but my sister is well into them and has the music on all the fecking time it's sounds too obvious and shoe-horn tastic. and these are the official cd's and the like so it's the best performances and performers (I'd assume) so while you suggest it's down to being poor on the night I'd say the genre is populated by weak ass shows.