The Fish

was watching them train today and while obviously theyre a long way off, Kazenga LuaLua, James Troisi and a central.. midfielder called Callum.... something, impressed me. Their touch and (in Troisi and Callums case) vision were a good deal above that of their team-mates. LuaLua is a carbon copy of his older brother though, head down, beating people for fun but a weak end product. There was 1 monet of genius where he beat two or three people pulled back the trigger bus slipped a pass through for a team-mate instead. Had one guy on the floor trying to block the shot and the other was just totally bamboozled, unfortunately the other player loosed a weak shot and it came to nothing.

and a lot of the covers will be designed to make you go "Huh? Superman wouldn't do that, I wonder what that's all about" and seeing as Superman is basically invulnerable they have to make him weak some other way, i.e. making posessed, or brain washed etc. hence a lot of the covers.

Superman is a bellend

bet she fucking isn't

FUCKING KNEW I recognised Connie from somewhere other than Godfather been pissing me off for years! Every time I watch GodatherII !

what, we're not allowed to say cocky now? how will people identify me?

I enjoyed X3: The Last Stand. Don't think it was as good as either of the first films, but I blame the director swap they played. Singer went off to do Superman Returns, I really think they should have fought tooth and nail to keep him. Worried that the "Superhero" films are returning to the popcorn camp-fest we suffered before XMen came out. Still looking forward to Superman, Spidey 3, Batman 2, Transformers though Rumours about a Deadpool film gets me a little excited though as long as they can get an actor with comedy timing.

old news tbh

so whats the craic then? whats it about? what happens and are there any willy warming women worth watching?

Sunny Road- Emiliana Torrini

Damn it feels good to be a gangster- Ghetto Boys

Really don't think I can watch that film. I put it in the similar category to people who go and take photos of their family in front of Ground Zero, or the war memorials in Washington.. or the people who want to raise the Titanic. Don't think people who will watch it are insensitive ghouls, but I couldn't bring myself to do it

wrote "every every" instead of "ever ever" silly monkey

I just feel guilty after a wank. I think it's evil of me to lay waste to so many of my guys. A moist toilette is their Flanders Field tbh oh and Blade: Trinity has the most ominous DVD Extras ever... a splinter film about the bloke off Van Wilder and that bird with the Bow in the making...

but sometimes wank is good. for example, you come in from a hard day, you're too tired/drained to do anything, you look at your dvd collection and the good films seem to much effort so you look for a film with little or no plot, maybe some chop-socky and hopefully a laugh or two. I think Blade trinity, rush hour, shanghai noon, among others.. fall into this category

it's the expression on that guys face that kills me (it did take me thirty minutes to realise there was a bloke in the picture too, mind. )

Gnarls Barkley- Who Cares

is that the one with Val Kilmer and Robert Downey Jnr? I loved it, well written, well acted characters in believable and engaging stories. it was entertaining fare and obeyed only a few of the Hollywood regimes top rate under the radar film

is in receipt of purely plutonic and big-brotherly affection from the Fish

is either late or wrong.....at all points of his life

added to that feast with thirty undigested unbilical chords, wrestled from the snarling jaws of ten spotted Hyenas

should pass it on to Catherine that I'm not bored as such, just watched Office Space and decided to download some tunes.

has a small Hungarian family living in his spleen

keeps toenail clippings from ex-girlfriends

I think it was Billy Connolly who said that if ever the world needed an Enema, Perth is where it would go