The Fish

seems to play by himself alot

I can't get no satisfaction- Rolling Stones how apt after Englands Performance

... I actually shuddered when I saw the term "Roster" frickin americans, coming over here bastardising our language

Stariway to Heaven- Rodrigo y Gabriela

is trying to get a young lass drunk!

divint be daft mate, you're under 20 still right?.... you've got wild oats, now go fucking sow them! you'll meet a thousand Tainahs, and a thousand girls who are better in every which way. 1) she's in Jormany 2) SHE'S a Foreginer.. errrr dirty dirty foreign snatch! 3) I hardly think you two are about to get hitched etc. 4) she's in FUCKING GERMANY! 5) you're just being a big tart, tell her that you don't think it's fair on either of you to keep this shadow of relationship going on because you can't give her the attention she needs and the same is true for her. And about Girls being too much hassle? Meenzer'll help you out if you get that sick of em I'm sure.

and you're quite the worthwhile contributor aren't you. 152729[/snapback] I keep the board together man. 152737[/snapback] but not yer legs?

can you "sist" something? does sist-ing something mean that you've given into temptation. "You fancy another pint?" "No I really shouldn't" "ah howay man" "Fine, fuck it, I'll sist"

thought I'd caught it before anyone saw... bstd

and you're quite the worthwhile contributor aren't you.

whey Brock I don't see the problem? if she's out of national borders she's not an issue... it's like.. out of sight out of mind you're too young to settle on one lass for more than a week or so anyway mate. swear to God, if you can get it... Get it. Lads will think you're a famous swordsman, girls will think you're a bastard and want to change you... quite how sleeping with you will change you is fucking beyond me... but that seems to be the method of choice. Sleep around mate, it makes you cool and attractive to the opposite sex despite their bra-burning protestations

? Quoi?

mow her and throw her

maybe he was up for a little double decker action?

quoted for it's trueness

genius that's the kind of best man speech I love... but wouldn't wish on anyone I actuallly liked

I think that when raising a toast say "And now lets raise a drink to Mr and Mrs XXXXX, Pablo and Renata" I dunno why but it kinda seals the deal for me, it's almost like formally anoouncing them as man and wife to their friends and family as you'll probably be the first to do so after the Vicar/Priest/Rabbi/Imam

Mary's Child weeeeeeps

could be onto something

-long joke I can't be arsed with about Dwarves and Nuns- then the rest of the Dwarves started to chant "Grumpy fucked a penguin, Grumpy fucked a penguin"

takes special pride in foul throws

150747[/snapback] you sure told me

Gigantic mong. 150712[/snapback] 150728[/snapback] dunno what you're twisting your face for Pud. It's a fair comment tbh.

Viana seemed to be playing quite defensively for Portugal.. maybe we should re-sign him as a defensive midfielder as it appears to be his natural position