The Fish

naff off he's 6' 8 or so. which means his lardy fat arse is still overweight, he'd need about another 7 inches to come close to being proportional

I'm now in serious pain too, was standing by the door in my room when it swings open, ripping my big toe nail past the point of no return, it's basically ripped halfway down the nail and half way across. The medics I live with say I should leave it and not tear the slightly loose bit of nail off. Apparently it could get infected and stuff. it fucking canes though... so tempted to tear this nail bit off...

... there goes whatever sliver of faith in the school system I had left

going to a wedding soon and the bride to be said that basically to have me at the meal and evening reception is costing about £60, so the present should be more than that. I told her she'll get what she's given and fucking like it!

course I would, if only because it meant that I had brought "joy" to the man by proxy.

should note I'm really really brain-fucked today

Absynth is most definitely Satanic

biscuits and cheese?

and curry, and cobra beer...

feasted upon the rotting remains of a Iguanadon before smiting his foe with a large poo

one of the stories on NYPD Blue episode on More 4 was about child abuse. Nearly made me retch when the "den" was barely hinted at. really makes me afraid for humanity that people like this (if he is guilty) are around. Don't care if it makes me seem weak or overly emotional but this kind of thing really really upsets me. I do however believe that Paedophilia is some kind of disease of the mind, but objectively this might just be my way of making sense of something too horrific to consider the actions of a sane person. castration and aversion therapy might be the only way to deal with these demons

how about a Cockerel and a female Knot...?

while I'm out there I want to pop around a few of the islands that make up the Bahamas like Exuma... but there is one I went to as a 5yr old kid called "Stocking Island" I saw a carpet of white hermit crab shells moving across the island, one of the stand out memories from my early childhood.

should also be aware that I'm so terribly rubbish today that any typos/grammatical errors and/or punctuation mistakes should be ignored

no and even if they did meet it's unlikely they'd have some kind of "Look who's come to dinner" tryst although.... I smell a sitcom

is that to suggest that the mistake was an easy mistake to make, and in some way cover your blushes a bit?

see I know if you breed two ligers you get a Li-Li.. but it's the middle bit I don't know

if you breed a male tiger with a female lion, do you get a Liger or a Tion?

I'll no doubnt try and get some photomagraphs on. don't worry none of me, just the lovelies.

surely the inner part is rapidly chilled and set so that the bubbles cannot get through the viscous moolten chocolate, then a second layer of chocolate is added to smooth over this bubbled layer? and yes, yes you can

Leeds? are you kidding? it'd be serving Special Brew in an empty tin o' beans to fat young scallies in two piece trackies! mate of my dad has rennovated a bar that burnt down on Grand Nassau, the foreigners used to pretty much live there while they were working on the islands. He came over for my dads retirement do and I joked that if he needed a barman who'd work for drinks and tips then he should give me an email and I'd swim across! so he e-mailed a couple of weeks ago, I've got the flights pretty much sorted for me.. all I need is a bit of spending cash and a base-tan so I don't look like a fucking Beluga!

I can honestly say that I haven't read the book, but have had it panned by some mates and praised byothers. One lad said that it was pretty much written as a screen play anyway, he said that the structure and dialogue in particular leant itself to the big screen. so I'll go and watch it when I've got fuck all to do.

I think he was taking Rentons mistake to it's extreme without realising Renton had made a mistake

I think it's fair to say that nobody has a mind like mine. anyway put it this way boys, spend a couple of hours, sweating and putting up with you 'orrible scrotes.... or serving rum and coke in coconuts to fit young lovelies in two piece bikinis? if you need to think... then you're exactly the kind of person I don't want to spend time with

made me mumble the words "Dag nabbit" under my breath