The Fish

...just...plain....funny

trouble is, it's not the people on this board (or those people we socialise with off in the real world) that need convincing, it's the knuckle draggers that corrupt and poison generation after generation of idiot. We can congratulate ourselves on being enlightened and broad minded, but at the end of the day, we were never really at risk of buying into voodoo hoodoo bullshit, in what ever form, be it Christianity, Islam or Paganism.

anyone else hear alex rifling through his family records terrified at this prospect?.. or is it just me?

have a word with the manager, remind her that if she gives you a shocking refwerence it's likely that you'll have to stay longer. But if she is fair you can be out of each others hair.

I don't think that we see Americans as gun-toting psychopaths, I think we're not surprised when it occurs. If that very same crime had happened in Switzerland I'm not ashamed to say that I would have been massively shocked. For two reasons, one I didn't know that the Swiss permitted gun ownership and secondly I didn't realise the Swiss permitted 8 yr olds. I'm of the opinion that permitting Gun Ownership promotes escalation and I'm yet to hear a viable argument in favour of gun ownership.

UnderWorld Evolution enjoyable switch off higher reasoning cinema. Script and plot are not as bad as I feared, the acting is surprisingly passable. I had no expectations and watched it only to occupy me for a few hours, it was a choice between Underworld or Jim Carey's flick. Kate Beckinsale in tight outfit, or Carey gurning for an hour and a half... not the hardest decision I've ever made and one I'm happy to say hasn't come back to bite me in the ass.

Challenge? Listen mate, I concede. You are the fattest man posting on this board bar none. Enjoy it! 84043[/snapback] Seething tbh

didn't you hear alex? fat people are jolly.

I think you're just upset cos I'm the only one who can challenge you for "FAT BASTARD OF THE BOARD" title. and I am losing the wieght mucker, it's called self discipline, something you're lacking going by the size of you right forearm

of being a tubby ginga wankbasket tbh

well, gave up because she started invoking womens logic and I just got lost trying to see relevance between her points...ended up just staring at her points if I'm truthful

not eating them, just having one of those stupid fucking arguments with a girl, she's adamant that they're crisps, I reckon corn snacks, what with them being made of corn and all... don't have a packet here to prove her wrong. oh dear, just googled it and they're "potato snacks".... still not crisps though right?

genuine question, are Quavers "crisps" or corn snacks?

worse than sandalistas tbqf

kids these days tbh

says the fat ginger tossbarrel in denial

to keep dust out of it, to make sure that any condensation runs down and away from the cup and doesn't collect and stagnate in the bottom of the mug and also to keep creepy crawlies and/or fairies having gatherings, picnic or otherwise, in there.

13 stone Mancy. I might be insecure about my weight but at least I'm honest.

F1 is dull after the first corner. Fact!

settles it in my eyes, SHEPHERD OUT must be the only noise to come out of Newcastle fans lips until it fucking happens. Souness was never the right man for the job and it's about time we saw the bigger picture, the mismangement of the club starts in the boardroom, not the training pitch.

surprisingly yes it does.

no they usually lose weight because of the metabolism of their body at that stage of their life. I'm 4 years older than most students in my year, that's why I've put on weight. it's not rocket science mate. and I dare cos I know I can lose this, you however will forever be a fat ginger robot, because that is what you is.

shagfest

well lectures finally resume today, as you can probably guess I'm delighted at the prospect of mind numbingly dull seminars about statistical analysis of psychological research. A two hour math lesson where you don't actually learn by doing, but instead watch as someone else does sums.... imagine Countdown without the razzamatazz. but on the bright side I get to listen to music for hours and hours... walkmans are marvellous contraptions and excite my very soul and will continue to do so until I replace my iPod. I know this is dull and no-body cares but I watched Stealth tonight... it's painfully bad. Derision isn't a strong enough reaction to it to be honest.

to be fair if he looked like that, everyone would be sitting next to him at the match