The Fish

to be fair alex, you're not exactly Mr Pluralist now are you?

SMO... is there something you want to come clean about mate? seems fort a while you've been obsessing over homosexual practises and this curiosity is... well.... curious... perhaps you and Meenzer are consanguinious?

it's a well known fact that if you leave problems alone they always turn out for the best.

you're statistically more likely to die at an awards ceremony than midflight

where is SMO and Wacky when you need em?

I was his one phone call tbh

not my pocket o' pennies like, but the guy who told me, said (and I swear) "No, no mate, some girls like that shit" .... I just don't get how it's.... arousing...

talking about suspect sexual practises has anybody heard of a "Raspberry Ripple" apparently it's where you spunk onto a girls face, then punch her in the nose so it bleeds, then... well swirl your finger about in the ensuing mblood/muck mix... that and the "Angry Dragon" where you fill her mouth with your generous offer, then twat her on the back of her head so it sprays out her nose... I think they're bollocks meself, but I've been assured they're real. figured I'd ask you lot rather than tainting my impeccable google search engine with dorty dorty sex things.

... unless you're married to a jug-eared Prince of course. 86298[/snapback] Who's that then?? Diana was divorced by the time she croaked! 86367[/snapback] but she was married to him him at some point and in fact it was that marriage that propelled her into the public eye. the apostrophe in my post referred to the missing "w" and "e" and a missing "a" so there

rather they spent their money on these.. it's better that than them buying nightscopes, rohypnol, a few "instruments" and a new set of ladders down to their basement. psycho-killers are just dweebs who didn't have a "socially acceptable" outlet for their geek-ity. Fact-afucking-mundo

well I gave quite a range trying to point out that it doesn't matter. trying to point out that you could prove that walking your dog is statistically safer at 8.30 rather than 9.00... but at the end of the day if you're gonna go, you're gonna go, so why waste time and miss out on opportunities just because of something as daft as fear?

well yeah Bizza, but it'd be a bit of a spam thread if we posted the safe arrival of every other bloody flight, now wouldn't it? In the US, each year there are about 40,000 deaths per year in automobile accidents vs. about 200 in air transport. if 500-1000 people die of plane crashes then these things are more dangerous... Robert Baker estimated 229 deaths per year from circumcision in the United States. • 12,000 deaths per year due to unnecessary surgery • 7000 deaths per year due to medication errors in hospitals • 20,000 deaths per year due to other errors in hospitals • 80,000 deaths per year due to infections in hospitals • 106,000 deaths per year due to negative effects of drugs 40000 deaths per year from alcohol .. you gonna stop drinking, or going to the hospital?

... unless you're married to a jug-eared Prince of course. to be absolutely honest I have never given my safety a second thought. I find that it's better to be ignorant to the myriad of problems that could happen and just settle back, listen to music/read a book/watch the world fly by. what the point in worrying what-if? you, as a passenger, can't do anything anyway so sit back and enjoy yourself. At least if you're plummeting to your death you can spen whatever time you've got cursing the string of events that lead you to this end, or ticking off things you're proud of.... that's gotta be soothing.

preaching to the choir to be honest. don't want Anelka, not one bit. He's got more of an Ego than Bellamy. I understand the need for a striker but don't think that this whiney little bitch is the answer. I'd rather spend what-ever money on Andy Johnson or someone of that ilk.

Clicky

I think it was when I was 5, but I might have had another internal flight before that. Flew to the Bahamas on a 747, not a fun flight for a mother flying with three kids, but my mam managed it apparently without a hitch. FLying is my favourite form of travel (other than driving myself) can't abide being a passenger on a bus, train or boat. I know the Stakes are higher, but I find it the most hassle free form of transport, I think the alacrity helps, but the whole experience of watching the world fly by beneath you is something I enjoy greatly

would anybody buy a sizable stake in NUFC?

nice pics.

Layer Cake the most in-depth review I can be arsed to give about this film is "Meh" It's all I can summon in response to the hour and a half of...Meh I was offered.

what gets me is the narrow minded standpoint occupied by religious folk from all sides of the spectrum. What makes their particular faith absolute? they seem to be based on a code of conduct which is similar throughout the religions, and they have some bridges (in the shapes of particular people, or events)... so it seems like they have similar beginnings.. if this is the case how can one be true and one be false? how can one be the truth and the other false idoltry? what makes the Bible false and the Koran true? or the other way round? they both are massivley flawed as historical documents and yet are both desrcfibed as historical fact. now I don't doubt the existence of some of the characters and story-themes in the books, but I have severe issue with the more fantastic elements of the script. I think that there was a guy called Jesus who had some good ideas, a nice framework around which a healthy prosperous and contributary life could be built. I don't think he was anything celestial however. We bracket Hercules as fantasy, but his labours are explicible "miracles", his feats equally so and his lineage easily dismissed as ignorant speculation or propaganda. Why is it abhorrent to do the same with Jesus? a son of a god? can do things "impossible" to normal folk? labours which seem outside of the boundary of mortals? Religion? it's a nice idea but a horribly corrupted one

8.25 Phone Alarm goes off which I sleep through 8.30 Real alarm goes off which only the dead could sleep through 8.31 stand on something I left out the night before (plate, plug, walkman etc.) curse a bit on the way to the shower, turn the Radio on 8.35 pee while the shower heats up and listen to Radio1 8.45 get dressed and drink apple juice while checking emails and sorting bag for Uni 8.55 Walk the ten minutes to Uni and arrive 5 minutes late for whatever lecture I have that day. 1.00pm/3.00pm go to pub Days with out lectures at 9 12.00 roll out of bed to answer mobile phone call where I get asked for lunch with someone in Leed city centre 12.05 turn on Radio and grab a quick shower 12.20 get dressed find iPod and walk the fifteen minutes into town. 12.35 begin drinking Weekends... Roll out of bed and into scruffs at 12.00, brush teeth and wash face, in front of tv by 12.05. Vegetate until the call of the pub cannot be ignored.

other way round to be honest. but Gemmil is just better at the insults than I am. plus I'm less used to the jibes and as such I'm more likely to bite

...just...plain....funny