The Fish

Irony tbh

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I don't think you're giving your cleavage credit sweety, you could change the orientation of most woman with those jumper bumps. like a dead heat in a zeppelin race tbh

not opening that can o' worms tbh

no, Charlotte and Gavin Mine are not as big as yours like, maybe you should stick them up here?

presume you're talking to Gemmil there... my zebra coat has a huge collar

we did manage to get the biggest pair of tits on here again though

I'll gety everybody I know to vote for other people, so that Gemmil is in therew until the last2, then vote for the other one so that basiaclly we're shot of him for 7 weeks or so. imagine the blissful peace

worked in an office before student life tbh, hated that thing... it's my bloody birthday why the fuck should you tight fuckers get presents? oh and yer all bastids you're gonna make me become a post-profiterole-puker

found it

Meenzer, king of distraction congratulations, may your world be merry and bright and may all your Christmases be white

or less annoying

Every. Last. One.

...yeah....bloody Saarland... coming over there....stealing ... your ....erm.... German-ness and stuff... Meenz man, I'm bored shitless... got no lectures tomorrow, can't sleep but really fucking knackered... any help?

only time I saw a map of Germany big Nazi Arrows were coming out, and little Union Jack Arrows were fighting em off, all lead by Captain Manwearing (sp?).. you mean you guys lost France.... lazy tbh, they don't exactly put up a fight.

but Meenz, surely there is nothing like the dulcit tones of your Bavarian brothers reading out the shipping forecast....

Giveashitville? Iowa?

couldn't hate him scored against the mackems to silence his critics of course he returned to absolute mediochrity after said goal, but that's not the point

shooooosh, he'll put you on ignore... then what will you do? huh? huh? no answer!? thought not.... silly Pud

how about the "AF proves he is Sir Flouncealot" thread?

don't have sky? I feel your pain, I'm suffering ... "Freeview"

sorry for hi-jacking your thread aaalan, it's just an easy opportunity to get AF to flounce about like a girl experiencing her first period. welcome to the board aaalan and I hope your next thread doesn't devolve into silly name calling rocks

had to explain the hilarity a few times. "It's a blow up doll.... don't you think that's ironic?" "why? they need sex toys too" ..."No.. BLOW UP...as in... boom, blow up... yeah?" "Oh... I thought that kind of thing was called fecetious" "...no that's different..." "Well, what does fecetious mean?" ".. I think it's best if we stick to Irony for the moment" "Like Alannis Morisette?" "Well... that song didn't list ironic incidents" "But it's called Ironic..." "... yep, which is Ironic, because none of the things in the song are examples of Irony" "That's stupid."

so you can dish it out, but can't take it then? you don't even know the guy and you're calling him a "right Ho' ?" uncalled for and unjust, meenzer is very picky about the men he sleeps with, they have to have slept with more women than him, be really good at dancing and mustn't drink at all! Heeeeeeeeere's Jonny!

hasn't touched a coyotes ever since the cartoon scarred him for life.