The Fish

White bread (tiger is good), a little olive oil in the pan, butter the bread then a slice or two of parmesan, a slice or two each of red Leicester and a sharp cheddar, and add a slice of a quicker-to-melt cheese like Gruyere, Emmental or Gouda. I personally like a little Worcestershire sauce in there too but it's not vital. Get the pan up to a medium heat. Close the sandwich and butter one side. Place in the pan. Butter the other side. flip after a minute or so. Golden brown bread with a bit of a crunch then softness within, stringy melted cheese with loads of flavour. Corned beef is good in a pasty. Depends where you're from. But neither of those. Gooch Is bullshit.

Then he can stop pestering my half-focused awareness and Fuck the FUCK off

Say we had ear marked £80m for Ekitike and Wissa costs £50m. Couldn't we go off and sign Openda, or Moukoko?

Yeah, if we have walked away Liverpool are now in the position of either committing to a deal that wasn't their priority, or walking away themselves which does nothing to solve their striking dilemma. Them walking away from Ekitike doesn't strengthen their position for Isak this summer, and while he may well be an improvement on Nunez, he's not the proven finished article like Isak. for us, we haven't been bullied into losing our best player, or paying over our valuation of a player. We can still go off and sign Scalvini and Trafford, plus a cheaper striking option who we don't rate as highly as Ekitike. As I've said before, there are other Ekitikes out there, there aren't other Isaks.

If I wanted reasoned conversation I'd ask for it.

Fucking kids these days. No patience, no stamina. I remember when transfer sagas would rumble on for MONTHS Tranquillo Barnetta anybody?

What did I miss?

tbs tbs

We don't have a dilemma though?

I met Sonya, Let Loose, Jenny Powell, and Jo Absolom all on the same day. So yeah, I'm thinking I win.

I mean... that's maybe putting a little too much hot sauce on it, but he wasn't good.

Signed Ekitike last summer for closer to £15m, AND get Isak locked down for a big contract. Mitchell? More like Bitch-ell, amirite?

So, it'll likely be the £86m release clause and then Hugo gets to choose. The good news for us is that there are more Ekitikes than there are Isaks, so if his demands are out of our reach we can skuttle off and try and sneak a different prospect

Look, I think we can all agree that all of this has driven people round the fucking bend, so EXCUSE ME if I want to inject a little levity.

He's my bodyguard?

LOL

He's my long lost pal.

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