The Fish

You're kidding?

The Lettuce will definitely last longer than Gordon

I get fucking raging when I see one of those. Just shave it off you delusional spenk.

Makes sense, you don't want people knowing your budget. It's probably possible to get a rough idea; player purchases, length of their contract, plus player sales and revenue. But I cannot be bothered.

Your kid sounds like a legend. Mine is obsessed with animals, running headfirst into solid objects and delivering a diving attack off the sofa/bed.

Is the loss reported on there a sum total of all costs incurred each year? So it would include any works done on the infrastructure, facilities, backroom staff, youth and women's teams etcetera?

If I've read that right, we've made around 85m loss in the last two reporting years? If so, surely we need to make a profit of 60m+ to stay compliant?

I appreciate I'm biased as fuck, but I'd much rather having a guiding hand in propelling a potential giant from relative mediocrity, to an existing behemoth that just needs a tweak here and there.

I'd have to untuck them from her belt.

No, a transatlantic one. Look these questions are great and all, but it strays from the important point.

I don't know. Those kinds of things don't interest me. Where people are from, what they're interested in, their names etc.

Not fucking one time. She's no Rayvin.

She's a cannuck so generally has a sunny disposition.

Boss calls me up asking to know why I went to a colleague for advice on a bit of code and not her. Then she says "It's because I'm a woman isn't it, I've had this all my life you know?!". She sounded tense AF so I was honest and said it was because I know she's busier than he is and that he and I had worked on something related quite recently. Jesus Christ man, it's not misogyny. I was being fucking considerate. Wimmin!

Didn't they bid for Capital of Culture (or something) where most of the 'attractions' were Newcastle or Northumberland?

Craig Hope will be hovering over his keyboard, just waiting for the optimism to reach it's zenith before "Schar's hand to be amputated, will miss Arsenal. Isak and Willock suffer setbacks and will play not part in the rest of the season. Pope and Anderson involved in a murder/suicide incident."

Everybody wants their moment in the fucking spotlight. Around the takeover we had people from Sky, BT, talkSport and the like asking the lads on the podcast if we wanted to go on their shows, provide content for their channels and shit. I've no doubt the same call went out to Pearson, Wraith and the rest of them. I couldn't be less interested, but when I saw who got those spots I worried I'd made a mistake. At least I could have maybe killed off a few thousand from their audience and made them think twice about asking gobshite know-nowts.

Uncal Mick! Noooooooo