The Fish

No, they're pretty confident they'll take 4pts off the following; Burnley Leeds Brentford Fulham Everton West Ham Now, Burnley and Leeds did give them 4pts last season, to be sure, but 10th-13th in the Premier League giving up 4pts to the teams that needed Play Offs to get promoted? I'm not sure.

Because he bought that Jordan Ibe for too much that one time.

This thread has potential https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/safc’s-mini-pl-this-season.1658559/

I was going to get my lad a new home kit for his birthday. Like fuck am I spending £110 on that!

Does he? It's hard to know which we can pin on him and which are somebody else's fault/success.

... is Toonpack the new LeazesMag?

Fortnight in, how goes it?

Not great that we've not really had a summer with a full compliment of settled execs since the takeover (or prior to that to be fair). Too much power in Howe's hands is not ideal. Not that he's not a fucking brilliant head coach, it's just that managers will by their very nature will look to the immediate situation, with their own preferences, rather than the long term. Reportedly, he'd rather go all in on Guehi than pursue another option.

A late Father's Day gift from the youngest, she granted me a dose of explosive gastrointestinal emigration, on the bright side I've dropped about 3lbs just by porcelain worship.

Careful, Mrs Fish is from Ilkley (but you're right most of them from there are cunts)

He did it that way as a joke on Luc Besson. Forewarned the sound guy then just let rip.

The odds aren't up yet, but I'd expect Sunderland, Leeds, and Burnley all to be favourites to make a change. Wolves, Forest, Chelsea will be up there too. Not because their managers are poor, just that the owners are quick to pull the trigger. I'd enjoy Amorim getting the boot before Xmas, unless he's doing particularly badly.

We barely broke sweat and beat them comfortably 3-0. An Own Goal, a Penalty and succumbing to our high press. So, in all instances their players were so shit scared or so inferior to ours they shat the bed. Weren't we told that the standard of a player is dependent on the league they're playing in? So where those players were Championship standard, now they've been promoted, they're de facto Premier League level? If that's the case, they've no excuse for not being able to make a good fist of a European push, right? I mean, that Pepe Le Pew they insisted was the best signing in the second flight ever, will frolic through even the meanest top flight defence. Their manager will lock horns with great tacticians like Guardiola and Slot and the like, no doubt coming out on top/be fucking terrible and needs to be fired (depending on the oscillating mood of the fans). Sunderland are like Americans. Just as no American is poor they're just a temporarily embarrassed millionaire, no Mackem squad is shite they're just temporarily embarrassed title challengers. Also, they're fat, thick and racist.

You best hunker down. The pun nonsense that will follow that signing will be apocalyptic.

At your age, memory is the first thing to go.

@Toonpack I don't think too many people have read your last post. So if you wanted to go for a second draft before the mockery becomes too hurtful, you could probably get away with it. I made sure not to quote it, just in case you fancied another crack.

No, for my charm bracelet.

Have you got a link?

Cheers for everything you're doing Andrew.

Jesus, whenever I step away from this place it goes to shit.

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