The Fish

We should be rock bottom on 15pts, were it not for huge slices of luck up front and at the back.

No idea. Probably has a lot to do with having shit players and a shit manager? They're properly fucked now. It's more than likely they're not getting promoted, which means a 3rd season in the 3rd tier of English football. They are a League One club now. Not just a "big club" passing through. Gone are the parachute payments, gone are the players who could return big money, gone is the interest from investors (£10m loan is a joke).

I'm thoroughly enjoying their troubles. I don't want any club to go bust, but a spell in League 2, or the Vanarama Conference would be fucking hilarious. The way they're twisting themselves in knots about our season is fascinating. They're attempting to get the ideas that the team is shit but under performing, the new manager was shit but is the reason for our lofty position, the old manager is chequebook manager despite getting fuck all backing, the owner is mint, all to work together with the results being better than expected. If I was a mackem I'd be having a got at the dwindling attendances, the piss poor performances of the strikers, bemoaning Newcastle's luck and leaving it at that. Nice, safe and easy to argue.

No worries, I'm saving that for the follow up when someone disagrees with me. That's where I have a got at scousers, the irish, homosexuals and call them ugly, boring and unfunny.

80% of people from Fenham are boring ugly cunts and even they'll tell you he's the Geordiest Geordie that ever Geordied. (just in case you were missing him)

Jack Ryan is decent.

No, he's pining for the Fjords

There's some great things on Netflix. You have Amazon Prime too?

I'd echo Monkey Fist, plus the walk from Panis to St James' should get her excited for the match as there'll be a sea of people heading that way.

12th in League 1. Is this another weekend where they end up in their club's lowest ever position?

Gutting, Harbor View chippy closes at 9pm on a Friday.

Empty your inbox man

You sure they weren't Cocktopus?

Was it because of the Jews?

Ring fencing the NHS, Rolling back austerity, enforcing corporation tax laws, changing sentencing for hate crimes. None are extreme left propositions, or particularly exciting now, but wait a few years.

So, don't make them bland. Also, those 18yr olds will be 23. Hopefully with jobs, and responsibilities. They might be more amenable to less radical proposals. And to be honest, in 5 yrs time what we consider middle of the road, may seem radical.

Just because fuck-ups fucked it up once, doesn't mean it's a bad idea. If CT makes you dinner, it's not the recipe that's a bad idea, it's the fact you've asked a moron to do it.

You Politicos might be able to tell me, Would now be a good time for the birth of a new, truly centrist party?Tories have shifted to their right, Labour will be considered far left (even after Corbyn goes, surely?) Lib Dems remain a joke, so would a new party be able to occupy that gaping hole between them?

Brexit. I moved to Cheadle and have contributed to making that race a contest, at least.

Who were the candidates? (cba to google)

Fucking Hell Blyth.

Yep, this is what's maddening. This shit show was the most vulnerable Tory leadership I've seen in fucking ages and nobody laced up their gloves, let alone managed to land a punch. Imagine what Blair would have done to Gove and Johnson. Or Ed Milliband. Or a Sock Puppet on the hand of child?

Both Parties were leave because Corbyn was leave and his cult wouldn't allow dissent.

I don't believe that, I think a competent opposition would have been able to frame that conversation far better.

Genuinely just hoping that where I live has gone for Lib Dems, but I'm not confident. Labour fucked this from the off, any competent oppositon could have strung these ex-Etonians up by their ham covered nutsacks. Strong position on BRexit. Strong action on rumours of antisemitism. It's not fucking rocket science. I know I shouldn't but I honestly hope every little Englander gets utterly fucked by Brexit. Job goes oversees, beneifts slashed, evicted and beaten up by gangs of roaming racists who mistake the grime on their face for a tan. Thick cunts.