The Fish

Yeah, I'm not opening that at work.

I have no idea.

Thought he might have been picked ahead of Gamez/Manquillo because of his height and experience in the Premier League? I thought Stoke looked like they were targeting the left back position with their attacks, maybe?

The three stooges are pretty fucking famous like. Want me to just talk about Justin Bieber and One Direction like? had a few times where its posted multiple times. Probably something to do with work internet access.

Larry, Moe and Curly

Larry, Moe and Curly

Larry, Moe and Curly

Ah, the Larry, Moe and Curly approach to man management.

A single piano note played then an actor with a sonorous tone a big Chris Nolan "Bwaaaaaarp" noise and then boom, straight into a trailer for the next Sci-Fi blockbuster.

BR: Jamall, don't give your man so much space. Perez, concentrate. Jonjo, stop having a pissy little tantrum every fucking game.

More chance of going down, and I don't think that's likely either.

Parsons Green seems an odd choice of target. Unless it was the militant Anti Rupert & Binky League.

Fuck me that's shocking

They currently have fewer points than Rotherham did at this stage in the 16/17 season. Not saying they're going down, but to get promoted automatically, they need about 84pts from 39 games. 2.15PpG. Or 28 wins from their remaining games (or, say, 25 wins and 9 draws), Brighton managed 28 wins all season.

Stoke spent less than we did this summer.

Shouldn't be a problem, but if you struggle for whatever reason, twitter is usually a good place to pick up spares from people who can't go.

0-1 and bedrooms across the region flooding immediately.

Didn't Moyes and McInnes turn the job down?

Dunno if it's Grayson, the players, or whatever, but something is rotten in the state of No-mark.

Metrolink isn't particularly comfortable like. It is reliable, cheap and clean though.

I don't think Martin and I will snag a trophy wife over brunch.

I don't think Martin and I will snag a trophy wife over brunch.

From the Chronicle re: administration

I don't think Martin and I will snag a trophy wife over brunch.