The Fish

Caulkin's match report;

Anybody see much of their game against Chelsea? If 40% of that side turns up against us, we are going to get a fucking hiding.

Thought Montero was terrible, not sure how much of that was down to Anita's good work, or just Montero being a bag of turds?

Keeping him fit for the City game? Same as Perez maybe?

It's a great story, not sure how it'll play as a film though. Goal wasn't much cop, was it? Certainly has the drama before the finale now though, with his sending off and potentially missing more games because of the way he had a go at the ref afterwards. #Narrative!

Do I get a say in this? A frustrating draw.

Next Bong party is sorted then.

Nah, I'd be built like a brick shit house now if I had. Imagine the strength needed to carry all that buckfast, plus that massive chip of his.

Fuck all pay, but worth it. Touring the country, watching stand-up most nights, spending most of the day with intelligent people whose job it is to make people laugh. Not a bad way to spend a year. I mean, it's not Nursing, but it's a brilliant job.

The fucking state of them man. As an aside, their skin is quite "surface of an asteroid"y

Reminded me of this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-21719848

Worked with the rozzers long enough to know it's not for me. To be fair the last two career changes have been due to circumstance rather than anything else. Left Capita because they were moving their office and getting rid of night shift . Would have lost 30% of my wage & had a 2hr commute or had to move. Now my lass has been offered a promotion, but it means moving up to Manchester and this current job tried to work something out for me to work remotely, but it's just not feasible. Everything works out in the end though, so I'm not stressing too much. Even if my CV is quite wandering after Uni. IFA Admin - PA to a stand up - PA to an Assistant Director - Project Admin/coordinator for the MET - Data Analyst/Client Services Manager.

Can't say they didn't work for it. Fair play.

Nope

How do they think we feel?

fucking weird photo.

Data analysis/Database management, a bit of client services thrown in too. CT find it's hilarious that I tried to use whatever I could to help get a low-end social media job. I find it hilarious that I was qualified to do his "job" before I turned 18. The window sales job is fair game though

Times like this I don't mind the pro-Liverpool bias on BT

Well, I'm sure whoever gets to enjoy Gini, really delivering appreciate him. Agree with the last bit too, definitely nobody taking responsibility on the pitch.

Honeymoon suite is it?

Becki? Apparently my lass wants me to get a job paid well enough to allow her to be a "lady what lunches"... I want her job to permit me to be a "dickhead what dosses"

If that means we're going to legitimately challenge for the title in the next 15 years, I'll take it.

Aye, it's not his ability that's been in question, just his attitude. Same with Wijnaldum.