The Fish

It'll be fine, something will turn up eventually. But I will be hitting up every contact up there for a favour. More worried about finding a new podcast to record on

http://www.themag.co.uk/2016/04/breaking-news-sports-direct-will-now-pay-advertising-newcastle-united/

Sounds legit.

Working is for lunatics. I prefer boring the shit out of you lot on here

Honestly didn't know that was a thing. Y'know beyond the Four Floors of Whores kind of establishment. Unless, wait... it's not a brothel is it?

Nope. Sissoko should be a monster in the Premier League. Pace, power, decent technique (when he's concentrating), stamina, dynamism and directness. Hasn't the interest in taking his game to the next level though, seems to think that his past performances and his potential are enough to secure a move to a top club, that they'll ignore his most recent form and attitude.

Well, can't work remotely, so I'm job-hunting again. Fuck

I tried to find a youtube compilation of Clarence Acuna running about a bit, but no joy.

https://t.co/Ssg14lzRGy

Fuck me! Are West Ham "worth" £272m? (just checked Forbes, they say £309m)

That's not bad for London.

I'll likely be in Manchester by then, so it'll probably be easier to meet for a pint in Newcastle or Manchester than Brentford, but it's nice to see that you've grown as a person. Or is this another one of those times where you offer to meet up with someone, but it never transpires?

Less than you, but then I wasn't "boycotting" the club; I was living at the other end of the country. Would I give my opinion on football if I was stood near someone who disagreed? Of course I would. There's substantial evidence that I'm not shy of offering and opinion, regardless of who's stood around and regardless of how highly they regard their own knowledge.

Plus all those taxi fares for unconscious dates.

The point, Stevie, is that we'll still be able to attract players in the Championship and you're being a bedwetter. There's plenty of reasons why a player would choose Newcastle United over Bournemouth. Surprised you're agreeing so heartily with the mackems given your previous contempt for them. Wonder whats happened to change your stance so? I'd say there are people who should stick to pouty selfies and weight-loss updates, leave conversations to those who're able to behave like a grown up.

Stoke have only scored 5 more than we have and are in 9th. West Brom have scored fewer goals than we have and are 14th. Watford have scored fewer goals than we have and are 15th. We have the 2nd worst defence in the league. Only Villa have conceded more than us. We are 19th.

We needed defenders.

Different kinds of player to be fair. I still see Sissoko having a good career mostly because he'll be playing at a higher level than us where he's not under as much pressure to defend.

How would this have affected Colo v the mackems?

Experienced Premier League players, to the standard we need, would have cost more.

Nah. We needed a proper manager and leaders on the pitch.

I'd cut it down myself, if I were you. Or, to save on the effort, just dowse it in petrol and set it on fire